Rebel Zone -A Trilogia- Humor

YODA: "Crossing the road makes not a chicken great."

VADER: "Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side."

LUKE: "Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different."

LEIA: "I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this."

HAN: "Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!"

THREEPIO: "I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road."

ARTOO: "beep beep be bop."

CHEWIE: "Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!"

BEN: "Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me."

BOBA FETT: "What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!"

WEDGE: "My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?"

JERJERROD: "The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts."

BIB: "Die chicken wanga?"

BIGGS: "At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?"

TARKIN: "The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!"

UNCLE OWEN: "I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road."

AUNT BERU: "He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him."

ADMIRAL ACKBAR: "All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark"

LANDO: "Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of gots crossing that road, after what you pulled!"

EMPEROR: "Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand."

JABBA: "Bo shuda chicken!"

GREEDO: "Oota-Goota chicken?"

GEORGE LUCAS: "Give me 20 years and I'll make you a movie of *how* the chicken *got* to the road!"