9. "Wookie Nights"

8. "How Yoda Got His Groove Back"

7. "Kenneth Starr Wars"

6. "The Search For Mark Hamill"

5. "Just An Attempt To Make More Money Than Titanic"

4. "Harrison Ford Is Not In This One"

3. "I Know What You Did a Long Time Ago In a Galaxy Far, Far Away"

2. "EWOKZ"

1. "Star Wars: Episode--Ahh, Forget It, Just Send Your Money Directly To George Lucas"