"All he's got going for him are seemingly unlimited voodoo skills. I have the power to really mess up his grade point average."
Dr. Ian Matheson, Voodoo Child
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"I'm dead, you're a werewolf...what a charming couple.
Imagine our children."
Dr. Ian Matheson, You Can't Keep a Dead Man Down, Part 2
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"Samantha Stephens is a witch!"
"How come I didn't know that?"
Ian and Randi, CKADMD, Part I
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"Listen to me. I will not kill you. Not now, not ever.Have the courage to fight. Be angry, be furious, but don't give up!"
Ian to Randi, Voodoo Child
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"Explain *this* to me!"
"It's a book, dear. You read it."(to shopkeeper)"You must forgive her, she's from Los Angeles."
Randi and Ian, Little Bookshop of Horrors
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"So he's a little off."
"'A little off'? The man's a walking banana plantation!"
Randi and Ian(Re: Angus), The Bogman of Letchmoor Heath
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"Just check your hormones at the door, Julian."
Ian to his nephew(Re: Randi), Pilot
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