Thank you very much to Heather for giving me some of these pictures!

Proof David Duchovny is an Idiot

David Duchovny in a kilt
Hmmm... he looks pretty happy in his kilt.

David Duchovny in leather pants
I wonder how many cows died in the process of making these pants- or if it's even real leather....

David Duchovny in a weird shirt
This picture isn't too bad, but I thought I'd include it anyways.

David Duchovny back in the weird shirt
Here it is again! Ahhhhhhh!

David Duchovny in a wetsuit
Yes, a wetsuit. What was he thinking?!

David Duchovny with long hair
Well, it's better than season 2 hair.

David Duchovny doing a Mr. Potato Head imitation
It looks like he's hurling.

David Duchovny wearing pants a few sizes too small
Did they ever fit him?

David Duchovny smiling
I... don't know what to say about this one.

David Duchovny with Cats Jumping Around his Head
Can anyone explain this one to me?

David Duchovny in Star Trek
Okay, so Heather combined two pictures to make this one. It's still funny though.

David Duchovny Leaning a Strange Way
What is he doing?!

David Duchovny on a Leather couch
Just what we need. More leather. Oh well, I bet it's fake anyways.

David Duchovny in Flannel
What's with the top button?

David Duchovny in a Green Satin Vest
I think it's alive!

David Duchovny Holding His Foot
He must have a special attachment to that foot.

David Duchovny as a Woman
Yes, this is really him.

David Duchovny again as a Woman
Still Duchovny.

David Duchovny Drinking from a Hose
Couldn't he have just used a cup? (NOT a teacup!)

David Duchovny with really Bad Hair
It looks like he hasn't showered for days.

David Duchovny on the Beach
Why is he wearing a tie?

David Duchovny with a Magnifying Glass
Aaaaaaaaa!!!! This one is scary.

David Duchovny in a Strange Face Mask
Is this made out of belts?

David Duchovny with Prince Charles
I had no idea they knew eachother....

David Duchovny as a Moutie
As a Canadian, I'm not quite sure whether to be proud, insulted or scared....

David Duchovny in a Flower Hat
Yes, a Flower Hat. Just like the ones 6 year old girls wear.

David Duchovny Looking Crazy in Red
When was the last time he washed his hair?

David Duchovny the Human Hamburger
All right, so this one probably isn't real. But it sure is funny!! * Note: I did not make this picture. If you did or know who did, please let me know so I can give them well-deserved credit.*

David Duchovny really Close Up
Is it just me or does this picture really make you want to take a step back?

David Duchovny Riding A Disco Ball In Leather Pants
And some people say I have too much time on my hands....

David Duchovny Blowing a Kiss or SOMETHING
Is it just me or does he look like he's in the Mafia here?

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