| Yes, I too
recall my first experience with the lone master of terror......CD Head. I had
expected very little from Hellraiser 3, but my mind was in no way prepared for the years
of paranoia and absolute horror that I would inevitably experience after seeing the horrid
visage of the "Disced One". The mere mention of his name is enough to send
chills down my spine. |
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Allow me to
elucidate for those less familiar with this minister of the macabre. A disc jockey
transformed by the minions of Hell, CD Head is doomed to walk eternity with the painful
reminder of his materialistic mortality lodged in his cranium and chest cavity. His
never-ending torment of the living is carried out by hurling his discs of destruction at
unfortunate mortals who cross his path. |
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was the appearance of this Hellbeast in my life that caused me to trade my former life of
decadence and debauchery for one of chasity and piety. I, for one, fear the
retribution of any Hellspawn, optional attachments or not, and would never risk an
eternity of torment being torn asunder by the plastic remnants of licentious 80's bands
like Winger and Warrant, with their devil worshipping hedonistic lifestyle. I urge
you to heed the warning of the eternally damned CD Head, and find your way to the Lord,
before evil beasts of Hell decide to come to your home and accessorize you with whatever
is lying on your shelves. |
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