Phone Fights
by Kuma

Disclaimer: I don't own them, Joss does. If you're looking to sue, I own nothing, don't even have a job. I just the plot.

Distribution: E-mail me and ask.

Rating: PG for minor language.

Author's note: This is a sequel to Butterfly. You don't need to read that one, but just to let you know, Angel is human and they are married.

*ring*

*ring*

"Buffy, can you get that, please?" Angel called from inside the living room.

"You can get it. I mean that phone's right there." Buffy replied back from in the kitchen.

*ring*

"But I'm comfortable and I'm reading the newspaper."

*ring*

"Since when did you read the newspaper? Nevermind, just get the phone, it might be something important."

Angel shifted on the couch, making himself more comfortable.

*ring*

Buffy yelled, "Aren't you going to get that?"

"No," Angel said back.

"Angel! Just get the damn phone!" Buffy yelled again.

Angel stood up, throwing the newspaper down on the phone. He went over and stood in the kitchen doorway.



"When I ask you something, can't you just do it for once?" Willow heard Angel yell.

"I'm in the kitchen, washing dishes, isn't that what you wanted me to do?" she heard Buffy ask back in the same yelling tone that Angel had used.

"No, I wanted you to answer the phone."

"*You* are impossible. See? It stopped ringing because of you! What if it was something important that Giles wanted to tell me? Or something happened to one of my friends?"

"I'm impossible?"

"Yes!"

"You are so hot tempered."

"Am not!"

Willow laughed at Buffy's last comment. She continued listening.

"You are too! You get mad about everything."

"Do not!"

"Yes, you do."

"Whatever."

"I ask you to answer the phone-"

"I'm in the kitchen! You're right besides the damn thing! You can't reach over a couple of inches and answer the phone?"

"I told you, I was too comfortable."

"Comfortable my butt. Do I ever ask you to answer the phone when *I'm* right beside it?"

"Well, no."

"Then don't expect me to."

"Are you mad at me?"

"No. Just upset."

"Sorry. I will never ask you to answer the phone again, okay?"

"Sorry I got so mad." Willow heard Buffy say more calmly.

"I'm sorry, too."

Willow continued listening, but she didn't hear anything. "Hello?" she spoke loudly into the phone.

"If it was important, they would of left a message on the answering machine." She heard Angel say.

"The answering machine didn't go off."

It went silent, until she heard something.

"Buffy, Angel?"



Buffy and Angel looked at each other.

"Um, hi, Will."

The End

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