Sailor HotShot's YKYWTMSMW... files!
You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When...
*You watch 'The Wizard of Oz' and when the munchkins sing The Lollypop Guild song, you start singing:
We represent the Sailor Moon fans,
The Sailor Moon fans,
The Sailor Moon fans,
And in the name of the Sailor Moon fans,
We wish to welcome you to moonie land.
*You take CDs and throw them around like a tiara.
*You spend the majority of your paycheck on the subtitled movies.
*The people at the anime store call you to find out what episodes you want.
*You put up a YKYWTMSMW list.
*You make a moon necklace out of perler beads and string.
*You don't have room in your backpack for your moon wand so you paint one on your binder.
*After you let the paint dry on your binder, you put a coat or two of clear fingernail polish on it.
*You don't mind that now your binder will smell like fingernail polish, just as long as the finished product is safe.
*You make your own bunch of Sailor Scouts and write them into stories and/or episodes where you see fit to put them.
*You put them up onto a web site.
*Before inserting a key into the front door you shout, "Crystal Key! Take me home!"
*You give up your social life just to watch Sailor Moon, wether or not you saw the episode a million times.
*You look at the line above and think, "What social life?"
*You learn japanese while watching the non-translated episodes/movies and listening to the CDs.
*You get on the Internet and every handle you have is some how related to Sailor Moon.
*You defend Sailor Moon (or any other Sailor Scout) from someone else who dissed her.
*Your moonie friends deside you're much more of a moonie than they are and they are hard core moonies.
*You unintentionaly convert your parents' friends to moonies when they are over.
*You go to the last day of a close out sale for a store you like just to get 50 percent off.
*You have a mixture of feelings about that store, because on the one hand, you got twice as much as you might have with the discount but on the other hand now you won't be able to go to that store at all any more and see if anything new has come in.
*There was a sign saying that the people that work at the store will try to buy the store from the current owners, and even thought they say not to, you hold your breath.
*Your face starts changing colors while you hold your breath.
*You look at a full moon and instead of seeing the man in the moon, you see (a manga version of) Serena (of/in)the moon.
*You make up a wicked cool YKYWTMSMW on your way to somewhere important and by the time you go to write it down, you forget what you were going to write, so you start crying like Serena.
*You build a scarecrow in honor of your favorite Scout in a contest at the local fair.
*You win first prize because of the scarecrow.
*You consider piercing your ear lobe along the ridge of your ear, just so you have the 3 earring look like Sailor Mercury. (Note: Sailor Mercury does have 3 earrings in the Manga Sailor Mon comix.)
*You consider cutting your hair style like the one of your favourit Sailor Characters and dying your hair colour to match, (Now where did I put that can of neon blue hair spray paint? ^_^)
*You hunt around clothing and fabric stores for the right material to make a Sailor Scout outfit.
*You consider buying kneelength boots and spray paint it blue or red to match the Sailor Scout boots.
*You buy some aluminum, some crystals and gold paint, so you can fashion your own tiara.
*You start throwing the said home made tiara at people you wished to be vapourized.
*All of your AOL/IE/Netscape/Other Browser bookmarks are for Sailor Moon sites.
Please send me some YKYWTMSMW... submissions at sailor_hotshot@hotmail.com
Crystal Key!!! Take me back to the Sailor Scouts Place!