Press'ton's Answers

# 1 Does the sight of a large animal's foot arouse you?

Yes

# 2 If so, which animal(s) have feet that arouse you the most?

Horses, Ostriches

# 3 Which view of those feet do you prefer?
Front
Back
Side
Bottom

All of them

# 4 Does the word "Hoof" arouse you, even slightly?

Yes

# 5 When you hear or see the word "Hoof", what animal first comes to mind?

Horse

# 6 What type of hoof do you prefer?
Cloven (Bison, Cattle, Giraffe etc)
Single (Donkey, Horse, Zebra)
Three Toed (Rhinoceros or Tapir)

All, but particularly the Horse

# 7 Do you commonly grow excited when you find articles or television programming about large animals? Especially when the material includes a detailed description of the animal's feet?

Yes

# 8 When you happen across them, do you bend to study large animal footprints closely?

Yes

# 9 Do you try to make it to your local zoo at least once a year so you can see the various large animal's feet?

There is no local zoo..

# 10 If so, do you bring along photography or video equipment for the purpose of taking home images of those feet?

No.

# 11 If given the opportunity to study a large animal's feet very closely (touch, smell etc), which of the following animals would you choose?
Camel
Cow
Draft Horse
Elephant
Giraffe
Rhinoceros

Camel Or Draft Horse

# 12 Given the opportunity, which of the above animals would you most like to have stand on your hand? If any.

Draft Horse

# 13 If you knew the animal would not harm you, would you like to have the animal from question 11 rest its foot on your face?

Absolutely.

# 14 The circus stunt involving the performer lying under an elephant with its foot in his/her face. When you see this, do you wish that performer were you?

YES, OUI, CI, DA!!!!!

# 15 Given the opportunity, would you let a horse step on you?

Without a doubt

# 16 If so, would you prefer to lie helplessly under the horse? Or would you rather have control over how and where it stepped on you?

Helpless

# 17 Also, on which part(s) of your body would you prefer the horse step?

Anywhere it wanted to.

# 18 Would you prefer the horse be shod?

Yes, you only live once..

# 19 If not a horse, what animal would you replace the horse with in questions 15 through 17?

Camel, or Ostrich

# 20 I pray it never happens, but if you were sentenced to death by trampling. Which of the animals from question 11 would you choose?

Draft Horse