Making their way down the stairs away from the tomb and toward the side door's entrance.  Austin notices that Callisto always keeps a step ahead of him.  It didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that this was a sign that Callisto was trying to show superiority over him.  As they made their way to the end of the hall Austin could not help but notice a stone panel with Greek lettering chiselled into them.  Along with some vague images that apparently went along with them.  Callisto did not seem to pay attention to this and continued to walk in front of Austin.

         They made it to the end of the hallway and slid open the stone wall to come into one of the large open rooms built out of stone blocks.  The room was some seventy-five feet in length and fifty feet in height.  Each corner had a stone pillar in it and three of its sides led to a room either to the front or to the left or the right of where Austin and Callisto stood.
 
    "Which way do we go now?"  Callisto said.

        Austin darted his eyes from the left ad the right trying to think of which direction they should go in.

    "Let's go to the right."  Austin said with a visible sign of distrust in his voice.

    "Fine by me."  Callisto said, still keeping a full step ahead of Austin as they walked toward the room to the right of where they were.

        As they were walking it was at this time that Callisto finally noticed what Austin Powers was wearing.

    "Austin, what exactly is it that you do?"

        Austin gives a look of concentration as if he is trying to figure out what to say.
 
    "My job is kind of hard to explain.  I do a lot of things that don't work directly with each other.  I mean sometimes I'm taking pictures, other times I am helping to save the world.  Basically I do a lot of very unimportant things."  Austin said.

    "So you really don't do very much huh?  Wait, hold on a minute!  Did you say that you save the world?  All this time I thought you were just some guy in a bad suit." Callisto said.

    "Wait a minute, this from a woman who looks like she is wearing something that she stole from a dominatrics' summer wardrobe!" Austin said.

    "Don't you dare think that you know anything about me!"  Callisto said.  Poking a finger into the side of Austin's head.

    "Oh, so you want to fight, huh."  Austin said.  Pushing Callisto a step back.

    "That's right I want to fight. Right here and right now!"  Callisto said.  Grabbing on to Austin's lapel and shacking him violently.
 
        Austin almost automatically did the same and grabbed on to Callisto's leather armor and tried to shake her as hard and violently as she was doing it.  After several moments it seemed obvious to the other that they were getting no where fast so the seemingly both stopped their attacks on each other and backed away.

    "Ok, Callisto here's the deal.  I'm going to put all of my cards on the table and be truthful with you.  I don't have a clue of how to get out of here." Austin said.

    "You what, but I thought you said that you knew this place like the back of your hand?"

     "Yeah, well the back of my hand is looking pretty vague and mysterious to me right now so were going to have to rely on each other to get out of here.  Does that sound fair enough to you?"

    "Fine by me.  Just as long as I can get out of here."  Callisto said.

    "Good.  Now that we both agree on something.  What direction should we go in, should we keep going to the right or try some other way that we could get out of this place?"  Austin said.

       "Let's keep going this way.  If it does not lead to anywhere we can always backtrack and try some other way.  Callisto said.

    "Your probably right, all right let's keep going." Austin said.

        To be continued...
 
Editors note:  Well I hope you like the story so far because it will only get better from here.  In the next chapters I will answer some of the more obvious questions.  Like why hasn't Callisto killed anyone yet in this story, or what's the deal with Austin Powers.  Or the one that has really been nagging me, where the heck is Doctor Evil in all of this.  Chapter four is definitely going to be huge.