Some captioned screen caps from Season 2...

Wanna fool around a little later?

So what do I do after I pucker my lips?

I sure hope that's just a leola root in your pocket...

Damn! The Captain's put a firewall on the Maxim site...

Mon dieu! Les deux ont des bouts magnifique!

Uh, oh. It isn't just in front where he's losing it...

Sigh; it's a curse -- I'm just a regular babe magnet!

I sure hope I know what her wish is...

Okay -- so I've put on a few pounds. What's it to you?

Commander, Commmander -- wake up! Am I boring you?

Let's see -- if I kiss her, she'll turn into an Orion sex slave...

What do mean we're out of warp plasma? I thought it was your turn to buy some!

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