Some captioned screen caps from Season 2...
Wanna fool around a little later?
So what do I do after I pucker my lips?
I sure hope that's just a leola root in your pocket...
Damn! The Captain's put a firewall on the Maxim site...
Mon dieu! Les deux ont des bouts magnifique!
Uh, oh. It isn't just in front where he's losing it...
Sigh; it's a curse -- I'm just a regular babe magnet!
I sure hope I know what her wish is...
Okay -- so I've put on a few pounds. What's it to you?
Commander, Commmander -- wake up! Am I boring you?
Let's see -- if I kiss her, she'll turn into an Orion sex slave...
What do mean we're out of warp plasma? I thought it was your turn to buy some!