January------I got caught in the middle of a time rift back on Earth with
1-------a tricorder
White--------because I'm cool like that
Pick the month when you were born:
February-----I made love in Jeffries tube #47 with
March---------I challenged to a bat'leth contest
April-----------In the holodeck program "Fair Haven", I licked
May-----------I got stranded on an M-class planet with
June----------I was invaded by an alien and switched personalities with
July-----------I got stuck in the turbolift with
August-------I had a romantic lunch with
September---I crashed in a shuttlecraft along with
October------In engineering, I mis-programmed
November---- I decided to share my quarters with
December----I accidentally shot my phaser pistol, on stun, at
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
2-------a Hirogen
3-------a Borg cube
4-------Captain Janeway
5-------a replicator
6-------Neelix
7-------my commbadge
8-------my pet tribble
9-------B'Elanna Torres
10-------Chakotay
11-------a photon torpedo
12-------the Caretaker's nephew
13-------Q
14-------a lost Ferengi
15-------a leola root
16-------a worm hole
17-------Harry's clarinet
18-------Seven of Nine
19------- a refugee from the Equinox
20-------Chaotica
21-------Janeway's coffee mug
22-------Tom Paris
23-------a quantum singularity
24-------Flotter
25-------the EMH
26-------the Delaney twins
27-------Chakotay's medicine bundle
28-------Tuvok
29-------a member of Species 8472 in human form
30-------a sentient nebula
31-------Harry Kim
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to...
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Gene Roddenberry said to and he's my leader.
Yellow-----because someone offered me 1,000,000 bars of latinum
Orange-------because I'm lost in the Delta Quadrant and nobody knows where I am.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Starfleet officer!
None----------because I can't control myself .
Now type out the sentence you made - this is what you did on Voyager today!