Things I’ve Done For Money

Task:					        Pay:




1.  Ran into mailbox                                                $00.25
2.  Filled mouth with Easy Cheese                            $00.25
3.  Dug quarter out of garbage can                          $00.25   
4.  Jumped up and down on one foot for  
five minutes while singing "Oh I wish I were 
an Oscar Meyer Wiener."                                         $00.75
5.  Walked up and asked a perfect 
stranger, "Are the voices in 
my head bothering you?"                                         $1.00                                           
6.  Sat in a dunk tank, fully clothed                          $3.00
7.  Licked a rotten, Petrified                                     $5.01
banana peel, which we found under 
my friends couch.
 

1. Hide in a tree and wait for an unsuspecting victim to walk by.
2. Hang upside down from monkey bars for 17 1/3 minutes. (with my shirt tucked in)
3. Create a really silly webpage and project myself as an insane person...wait a minute! I've done that~and for free-dangit!

4. Scream "BONE" in a heavily populated area...hey...I've done that to, and for FREEEEEEE!! This is rather frustrating.
5. Go take a dip in a public water fountain.
6. Walk around in a starfleet uniform.
7. Walk up to stranger and ask, in a Russian accent, "Vere do you keep the nuclear wessels?"
8. Run around near and insane asylum, in a straight jacket, while yelling "I'm FREE, I'm FREE!"
9. Spit polish Mr. Burkman's bald head. 10. Sing the entire Flinstones theme song in central park.
11. Act like a chicken whenever my employer rings a bell, including doing so in all public places.

Things Other People Have Done for Money

Dress up like a giant strawberry and stand in the middle of a busy road, waving to bikers as they drove by. Honestly, this is my job. (I think it sounds like a fun job:D)
I have also dressed up like a clown and lead ponies around in circles for 8 hours straight, and dressed up like a Grim Reaper and scared the crap out of kids! THAT was fun!
-Contributed by Lunrchick
My friend Kuntz, danced on a table at school for the money we'd throw on him. (not a good thing to do at an all boys school)
A friend of mine, (at same school) sold me his first born daughter for a fruit by the foot.
~Contributed by Brian Gillette

If you have any ideas about things I will do for money, or have something that you've done for money. e-mail me at parrotjuice@hotmail.com
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