My Happy Quote Page!

  • "Never underestimate the awesome power of Cheese."
    -A Cheese Comercial

  • When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you are the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.

  • "You see, in the final analysis, It is between you and God; It never was between you and them anyway."
    . . . Mother Teresa

  • "Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy."
    -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

  • "Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
    -- Aldous Huxley

  • "I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, you can't prove anything."
    -Bart Simpson

  • "And on the 8th day God slapped his head and said, 'Why did I give them mouths?'"
    -Tim Durnan

  • "If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead"
    -Erma Bombeck

  • "Lalala, I’m an eraser head!" -Babs Bunny from "Tiny Toons"

  • "He is Swift.
    He is Strong.
    He is Smart.
    He is, Unconscious."
    -The Narrator on "George of the Jungle"

  • "Geeker, there’s a time for pie, and a time for...not pie."
    -Becky from "Geeker"

  • "Those who aren't afraid of anything have no imaginations"
    -Me

  • Jon:"Garfield, what would you do if you ever caught the mailman?"
    Garfield:"I'd eat 'im."

  • "I ask people why they hang deer heads on their walls. They say because it is such a beautiful animal. Well I think my mother's attractive, but I have pictures of her."
    -Ellen Degenerous

  • "My husband said he needed more space, so I locked him outside."
    -Rosanne Arnold

  • "The First Commandment states that members of religios groups, no matter how small or unpopular, shall have the right to hassle you in airports."
    -Dave Barry

  • "In 1969 man landed on the moon and discovered it wasn't made of cheese. We haven't been back since."
    -Another Cheese Commercical

  • "She who owns everything under the sun will turn her eyes to the moon."
    -Sage182

  • "This cheesecake tastes...different."
    -Overheard at the 1990 Texas Spam cooking convention.
  • "A dream is an answer to a question that you haven't yet figured out how to ask."
    -Agent Mulder

  • "Rumplestiltskin's real name was Bob."
    -Aryn Arnold

  • "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
    -Rita Mae Brown

  • Don't count your blessings before they hatch.
    "Blessings come in eggs, just like panty hoes!"
    -Me

  • "Someday they'll give a war and no one will show up."
    -Carl Sandburg





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