 |
Who has been known to go through six guitars and twenty women in one week, has most recently been linked romantically with supermodel Catarina Sogoiva and Japanese pop icon Chizuru. In an effort to continually improve his guitar techniques Aaron has sought the training and guidance of his idol and mentor CC Deville (a legend in his own time and guitarist from 80's hair band Poison). He has a rare species of caterpillar that he keep under his chin when he plays live. |
 |
 |
Since his release from Fresno State Sanitarium, Grant has come to terms with reality and now accepts the fact that the baby hippopotamus voices that he hears in his head are not really there. His bandmates have been extremely supportive and have promised him that if he follows doctors orders he can bring his pet ferret on the bus for the remainder of the tour. |
 |
 |
Ooooooh...you need this. Andrew has just inked a deal with the retail chain "Binky's Big and Tall Mens' Warehouse" as their spokesman for the new millennium, look for him on billboards and on cable access commercials starting January 2000. In other TV news, Andrew will appear on "The New Gong Show", no news yet on what his talent is, but we do know that he once lasted 3.2 seconds on the original "Gong Show" performing an inspirational dance before being dragged off stage. And he wears a size 17 shoe, enough said. |
 |
 |
Until recently, Scott was hard pressed to give up his cowboy boots and hat. His favorite movie was always "The Urban Cowboy", and on their trips through Texas the Fish were oftentimes persuaded to make a stop at Gilley's so Scott could ride the mechanical bull. Until recently that is until two years ago when a seemingly innocent ride caused a brawl that left Scott's mouth gashed and spewing blood everywhere. The outcome was many painful rounds of plastic surgery and collagen lip injections. Always the optimist though, Scott believes it was well worth it, he still loves that bull, and swears that his new lips help him reach those high notes! |
 |
 |
Dan is known as the most well adjusted member of Reel Big Fish. He has served no jail time, has never needed therapy, seems to function normally in social situations and he recycles. Dan is the only member of Reel Big Fish whose photo does not appear on www.nuderbf.com, strictly because it is against his morals. |
 |
 |
Tavis' early years were something most kids only dream about. He was discovered as a prodigy recorder player and made his debut at Carnegie Hall at the ripe old age of six. Leaving his audience speechless with his 38 variations on "Mary Had A Little Lamb". At ten however, Tavis decided to switch instruments, apparently all the cutest girls in his class were into trumpeteers at the time. The rest as we say, is history. One last note on our bespeckled fish...Tavis has been a die hard Quik-aholic for some time now, and has been collecting Quik bunny memorabilia since his recorder days. If anyone out there has any odd Quik bunnies laying around, Tavis is your man to unload them upon! He'd like to show his collection on the FX channel before he's 30. |
 |
 |
Born and raised on the real "Fantasy Island", Matt found it hard to relocate to Orange County. He missed "da planes" and a revolving door of B-list actors that seemed to permeate his existance. Never the one to turn his cheek at a challenge, he took up the bass guitar and has been referred to as Matt "Booty" Wong. Put him in a Fry Boy outfit or dress him up like a jock, Matt's versatile! He's a fans' fan. |
 |
| © 1998 TheKraken1@aol.com |