"It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's SUPERMAN"
Broadway Musical
March 29, 1966 - July 17, 1966
(129 Performances)

Producer: Harold Prince
Music by: Charles Strouse
Lyrics: Lee Adams
Book by: David Newman and Robert Benton
Character created by: Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster

CAST:

Superman/Clark Kent:
Lois Lane:
Perry White:
Max Mencken:
Dr. Abner Sedgwick:
Sydney:
Jim Morgan:
Father Ling:
Dong Ling:
Tai Ling:
Fan Po Ling:
Ming Foo Ling:
Joe Ling:
Bob Holiday
Particia Marand
Eric Mason
Jack Cassidy
Michael O'Sullivan
Linda Lavin
Don Chastain
Jerry Fujikawa
Bill Starr
Murphy James
Juleste Salve
Michael Gentry
Joseph Gentry
ACT 1
  1. OVERTURE...Orchestra, Superman, Lois
  2. DOING GOOD...Superman
  3. WE NEED HIM...Company
  4. IT'S SUPERMAN...Lois
  5. WE DON'T MATTER AT ALL...Jim, Lois
  6. REVENGE...Sedgwick
  7. THE WOMAN FOR THE MAN...Max, Lois
  8. YOU'VE GOT POSSIBILITIES...Sydney
  9. WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED...Lois
  10. IT'S SUPER NICE...Company
  11. ENTR'ACTE...Orchestra
ACT 2
  1. SO LONG BIG GUY...Max
  2. THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD...Superman
  3. OOH, DO YOU LOVE YOU!...Syndey
  4. YOU'VE GOT WHAT I NEED...Sedgwick, Max
  5. IT'S SUPERMAN (Reprise)...Company
  6. I'M NOT FINISHED YET...Lois
  7. POW! BAM! ZONK!...Superman, Lings
  8. FINALE...Company

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ACT 1

OVERTURE

Superman, the Man Of Steel, knows that his goal in life is DOING GOOD, an inescapable task imposed on him because he is a superhero. His feats are the stuff young damsels dream of, and tall among them stands Lois Lane, star reporter at the Daily Planet, who ignores Kent's advances and dreams only of being loved by Superman, unaware that they are one and the same. Lois' admiration for Superman is not shared by everyone at the paper, least of all by theatrical columnist Max Mencken, who has little patience for the hero or for his incredible feats (WE NEED HIM).

Despite Max's sarcastic comments about the object of her dreams, Lois is undaunted in her feelings for the strong, silent type (IT'S SUPERMAN) and closes her eyes and heart to the advances of handsome Jim Morgan, a lab assistant, who obviously has a crush on her (WE DON'T MATTER AT ALL).

Dr. Abner Sedgwick, professor at the respectable M.I.T. (Metropolis Institute of Technology) and a ten-time Nobel-Prize loser, is bent on revenge for all the indignities he's suffered from the scientific community and has vowed to destroy the world's symbol of goodness, you guessed it!, Superman (REVENGE).

Max Mencken has his eye on Lois and attempts to seduce her with a typical song-and-dance routine (THE WOMAN FOR THE MAN), straight out of the Broadway musicals he reviews for the Planet. As for Sydney, Max's pert secretary, she has developed a crush on Clark Kent and vainly attempts to change his square personality (YOU'VE GOT POSSIBILITIES).

Lois, however, appears increasingly lost: on the one hand, she pants for the only one apparently not interested in her, Superman, who even though he's already saved her life fifteen times has yet to utter a word of endearment to her; and, on the other hand, she is pursued by several men with obvious ulterior motives, but not one of them turns her on, all of which sends her into a moment of total despair (WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED).

Having invited Superman to the inauguration of the M.I.T. Physics Hall, which has been named for the superhero, Dr. Sedgwick then subjects him to a session of psycoanalysis that leaves the invincible man from outer space broken down.

But while the dedication ceremony is going on (IT'S SUPER NICE), the platform on which the speakers are standing collapses, and Superman must support it. Taking advantage of Superman's momentary incapacity, Dr. Sedgwick blows up Metropolis City Hall.

ENTR'ACTE

 

ACT 2

Humbling Superman, however, is not sufficient. Using a newly invented computer and his knowledge of behavioral engineering, Dr. Sedgwick wants Superman dead. And to accomplish this, he has devised a plan so evil, so nasty, so devilishly clever that the world will have to finally recognize that he, Dr. Sedgwick, is, indeed, a great scientist.

At the Planet, Max has similar feelings toward the Man Of Steel. In his column he tears his rival apart with obvious relish and gloats over Superman's evident inability to protect City Hall, thinking that his insidious remarks will eventually prompt his readers to turn away from the strongman (SO LONG, BIG GUY).

Max's attacks and the Doctor's experimental tampering with his psyche have begun to take effect: Superman questions the very tenets of his life as a Saviour Of Humanity (THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD).

Sydney, now aware of her boss' terrible vanity, tells him in no uncertain terms (OOH, DO YOU LOVE YOU!), but Max is too infatuated with himself to listen. Knowing that the Professor shares his hatred for Superman, he forms an uneasy alliance with Sedgwick (YOU'VE GOT WHAT I NEED).

IT'S SUPERMAN (Reprise)

To achieve their common goal, Max and Sedgwick have Lois abducted by an acrobatic team, the Lings, and brought to a power station where they set up a trap for Superman. Is it the end of the strongest man in the world? Fade to Lois who gamely accepts her fate, knowing that her knight in a scarlet cape will soon come to save her (I'M NOT FINISHED YET).

As if on cue, Superman arrives, fighting like the devil in a mad ballet that sends his opponents flying in all directions (POW! BAM! ZONK!). Sedgwick inadvertantly electrocutes himself, simultaneuosly discovering electricity and what not to do with it. Lois is safe, but before she has a chance to tell Superman how much she appreciates what he's done for her, off he hurries, "up, up and away!," allegedly to stop a dangerous missile headed for Metropolis.

FINALE

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