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THE WOMAN FOR THE MAN
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MAX:
You know, you're really quite a dish.
You're what a guy might call a dish.
You've got an awful lot of class.
You're packed as solid as a knish.

But every time I make a pass,
I get the well known freezearoo.
What's the bit, kid?  I admit kid,
I can't figure you.

You're the woman for the man
Who has everything.
Let me show you how to live.
Girls who get are girls who give.

You're the woman for the man
Who has everything.
I'm a man who has everything.
Everything but you.

	Ah Lois, you're fighting it!  But you can't deny it;
	the old chemistry is getting to you.  Hubba, hubba!

At every opening night, I'm there.
Headwaiters know me everywhere.
Of course, it's feebies all the way.
A check for me - they wouldn't dare.

A chick is seen with me today,
Tomorrow Zanuck starts to call.
So relax kid; this is Max kid -
Don't give me a stall.

You're the woman for the man
Who has everything.
You're the type that I adore,
So why fight it anymore?

You're the woman for the man
Who has everything.
I'm a man who has everything;
Share it all with me.

	Did you ever know I used to be a hoofer before I
	started writing a column?

LOIS:
	You killed vaudeville, Max; can't you leave 
	journalism alone?  Break a leg, kid!

MAX:
	Sorry, never do requests.


I've got a color TV set
That isn't on the market yet.
I've got a hideaway in Quogue
It has a view you won't forget.

You have a drink and watch the fog,
I have this chef who cooks the end.
Let's drive out, sweets;
I've no doubt, sweets,
You and I will blend.

You're the woman for the man
Who has everything.
Why not give old Max a try?
He's a pretty decent guy.

You're the woman for the man
Who has everything
And for the man who has everything
Only the best will do.
So why can't I have you?  Yeah!