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POW! BAM! ZONK!
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SUPERMAN:
	Don't panic, Lois, here I come.

Come on, pow! let's go, bam!
I need a little exercise.
Take that, pow! and that, zonk!
Let's see what you can do!

You boys, pow! Are goo, bam!
I like a crook who really tries.
Come on, pow! Let's go, wham!
You learn a thing or two.

Gee, it's funny
But only a moment ago
Bow! Bam! Zonk!
I doubted myself
And all that was right
But now I see the light.

Oh no, whack! You don't, wham!
I'll show you babies who I am
Pow! Whack! Zonk! Crunch! Bam!

That's right! 

LING:
Oof! 

SUPERMAN:
Not bad,
Karate can be lots of fun.
Good shot -

LING:
Thank you!
Grunt!

SUPERMAN:
That's one that I forgot.

Let's quit now;
I'll let you know when I am done.
Come on, what's wrong?
You kids don't look so hot.

Gosh, I'm hungry;
I'd sure like a T-bone steak.
Pow! Bam! Zonk!
I haven't felt this good
Since Krypton knows when.
Don't you do that again.

Good night, sweet dreams,
So sorry to mess up your plan.
But now you know - Pow!
Can't fool around - Wham! Zonk!
With Superman!