Sorry...no secret message here. Move along.

 Sometimes, writing takes a little extra effort...

Okay...given that this page links to my writings (which is a cleaner way of saying "my stories an' crap..."), I bet you're expecting some kind of flowery intro or something like that.
Well, FORGET IT! All my creative juices are funneled into these divine works of devout inspiration you see posted behind the links loving placed below. Yea, these works do represent the cream, the apex, the very epitome', if you will, of the textual, dare I say, GENIUS you have already witnessed on display throughout this website. Oh yes, dear reader, I envy you, for you are about to be immersed in my mindscape as surely as if you had...umm...cut open my skull and stuck your hands into my brain itself.
Ewww...
Well...THAT train of thought derailed quicker than normal (thank GOD...), so why don't I shut up and let you read what I've got posted below. If you like it, or even if you don't, drop me a line and tell me. It'll make my day...really, it will.

Transformers fanfics

Baby got BACK!

Or...back to the Litterbox