Okay...given that this page links to my writings (which is a cleaner way
of saying "my stories an' crap..."), I bet you're expecting some kind of
flowery intro or something like that.
Well, FORGET IT! All my creative juices are funneled into these divine works
of devout inspiration you see posted behind the links loving placed below.
Yea, these works do represent the cream, the apex, the very epitome', if
you will, of the textual, dare I say, GENIUS you have already witnessed on
display throughout this website. Oh yes, dear reader, I envy you, for you
are about to be immersed in my mindscape as surely as if you had...umm...cut
open my skull and stuck your hands into my brain itself.
Ewww...
Well...THAT train of thought derailed quicker than normal (thank GOD...),
so why don't I shut up and let you read what I've got posted below. If you
like it, or even if you don't, drop me a line and
tell me. It'll make my day...really,
it will. |