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Name: David Lister
Age: Including stasis = 3,000,030. Not including stasis = 30
Type: Male Human
Birthday/Birthplace: Found in a box under a Grav-Pool table in the Aigburth Arms. Born on Starbug.(long story)
Relations: Unknown until Series VII of Red Dwarf where he discovers that he is his own father and Kristine Kochanski is his girlfriend and his Mum!
Marital Status: Single, kind of. Once married a GELF to get an OG unit.
Rank: Third Technician
Likes: Vindaloo, More vindaloo and KK
Dislikes: Any food that is not Vindaloo!
Skills: Being a Space Bum and playing the Guitar(Honest). Also believes himself to be 'Ace pool player' especially after playing pool with planets and pulling off the greatest trick shot of all time. Can also belch 'Yankee Doodle Dandy'.
Hero's: Ace Rimmer. WHAT A GUY!
First Love: He was 17, waorking at the MegaMart, part time, as a trolley- parker. He fell in love with cashier number four, it was something about the way she held her pricing gun.
Alter Egos: Sebastian Doyle, Brett Riverboat, detective Philip in the game 'Gumshoe' and Spanners in Ace's reality.
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FAMILY
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Well, he once lived with his foster parents. The only picture of his foster dad that he has is a picture of a dog with his dad's leg in the background. Other than that he is his own dad and Kristine Kochanski is his Mum! Go figure!
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FRIENDS
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Holly - The ship's computer.
Kryten - A Mechanoid.
Cat - A lifeform that evolved from his cat.
Rimmer - A dead/alive Smeghead. Depending on series.
Kochanski - His ex-girlfriend and Mum.
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Dave Lister wasn't exactly cut out for space travel. The street smart gimboid's academic
career reached the giddy heights of ninety-seven minutes at art college. Lister left when
he found out there were lectures - first thing in the afternoon - and after 3,000,000 years
in stasis, work is still a four-letter word.
For Lister, life on the Red Dwarf Mining Ship is spent salvaging space wrecks, playing
poker and eating curry - without much salvaging. Lister hates Rimmer, but it's driving
the supercilious hologram nuts that keeps him sane. Over the years, Lister has emerged
as the good guy of Red Dwarf. Perhaps that's why he has ceased to worry about his
appearance. As the ship has travelled deeper into space, Lister's original issue fatigues
have been superseded by the scuzziest sartorial off-cuts in the universe. On important
occasions Lister wears his special T-shirt - the one with only two curry stains - and
boxer-shorts that actually blend.
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LINKS
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