Game: Mage
Storyteller: Monica
Chronicle: The Group
Players: Andrew, Caitlin, Raven, John

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Monica starts the game: We're all at the Irvine Spectrum.

Andrew: No we're not.

John: We're all in Andrew's living room.

Monica: Okay, we're all at the Irvine Spectrum, except for Andrew who's being a wussy whiner. So he gets no experience points. Caitlin meets a younger version of Pierce Brosnan and runs off with him.

Caitlin: Hey YEAH!

Raven: Oh, Cait's all in to that!

Caitlin: I *know* who that is, Oh YEAH!

Andrew: Okay, so we're all at the Irvine Spectrum...

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Andrew: I reach into my pocket and play with my paper clip. . .

Raven: Always finish that sentence.

Monica: Is that what they're calling it these days?

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Andrew: I'm going to use matter to put a hole in their tire.

Monica: (consulting dice) Nothing happens.

Andrew: Shit!

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Andrew: I think that should be a "Bum bum bum" for Raven.

John: Bum bum bum!

Andrew: Thank you.

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Monica: Before anything else can happen ...

Raven: I *hate* it when she says that!

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Monica: They pull off the freeway with a flat tire.

Andrew: Whoo-Hoo!

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Andrew: (Drops pizza cheese on his crotch, everyone stares)

Monica: Uhh... Can I ... Uh get that for you?

**Later**
Raven: (Drips pizza on open book.) Uuh, pizza on book. Not good. (Wipes it off with her hands, aims for a napkin, misses.) Uuh, pizza on chair!

Monica: Pizza on Crotch! Oh my god, it's your new Indian name, "Pizza on Crotch"!

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Caitlin: Where am I?

Monica: You're still unconscious.

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Andrew: I open the door.

Raven: I kiss dirt. :::mimes flinging herself on the ground:::

John (Interjecting): You see a bomb.

Monica: There's nothing there.

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Andrew: I use Correspondence to look into the glove box.

John (Interjecting again): You see a bomb.

Monica: There's nothing there.

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Andrew: I open the trunk

Raven: Suicidal bastard...

Monica: Just the normal stuff.

Andrew: Oh, so a jack, a spare tire, a couple of bombs...

Raven: Some empty beer cans...

Andrew: The body of the guy they killed last night...

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John: You also see a bomb.

Monica: DAMN IT! Quit backseat storytelling!

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Monica (to John): You know, maybe if you're a good little boy, I'll let you learn hedge magic someday.

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Group breaks into a chorus of the "Star Wars Cantina" ...

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Andrew: ... Using this I put my finger through the wall and look through.

Monica: It's a computer lab, there's no one inside.

Andrew: I slide my hand in and push the wall aside like a sliding glass door.

Monica: (consulting dice) Oh My God! I don't believe it! You did it! You actually, freaking did it!

Andrew: Really cool!

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Monica: So they're making fairies high on LSD?

Raven: Wouldn't you think they'd be high enough?

Monica: I don't know, why don't you ask Puck?

Raven: Hey, hey, don't f*ck with Puck!

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All: Chug it! Chug it! Chug it!

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Andrew: I'll use my Correspondence to see what's happening where the screaming is coming from.

Monica: Gun shots illuminate a giant organism with lots of tentacles.

Andrew: (nonchalantly) So, we got squid.

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Monica: (as NPC) Ever seen Aliens?

John: Game over man!

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Andrew: I'm going to utilize the matter and prime now. I'm going to reach into my coat and pull out a grenade.

Monica (Consults dice) You've got a pineapple.

Andrew: Damn Paradox! Fine, I throw the pineapple -

Monica: Uh, pineapple is a euphemism for grenade...

Andrew: Oh. So... I throw the pineapple...

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John: (awakens from the dead covered in blood) Where's that chick in Black that shot me?! I want to hunt her down and kick her ass.

Raven: See your back? (He checks) See your front? (He checks) Check your hair, man.

John: This is her?

Raven: Yup.

John: COOL! ... Man I'm never going to get this smell out of this jacket.

Andrew: This is the only way John's ever going to have a woman all over him...

John: HEY!

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Raven: Only my friends aim for the "deviant" label.

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