• "I read Hustler because of the insightful articles."

• "Scully, I do subscribe to 'don't ask, don't tell', but yes, I did inhale."

• "Hmmm, Phoebe said size doesn't matter."

• "I wish Scully would stop calling me Mulder all the freekin' time, I do have a first name dammit!"

• "Thank goodness the truth behind my nickname Spooky didn't get out. What would I do if Scully found out it was because I can whistle Bach thru my navel?"

• "Those lips, those eyes, that hair...damn, I look good!"

• "I wonder if Marita Covarrubias would like to do some private filing for me? She could sure sharpen my pencil and lick my stamps.