Phoebe Green Scotland
Yard Agent assigned to protect British officials from a
mysterious assassin that utilizes fire to finish off his
targets. Phoebe teams up with Scully and Mulder when she
tracks the assassin to the U.S.A. As Scully soon finds
out...Phoebe originally met AND dated Mulder while they
both attended Oxford University and seems to wish to
"rekindle" that flame. Unbeknownst to
Phoebe...Mulder love interests tend to have short life
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Michael Kritschgau A pawn used
by the Department of Defense to set up Agent Mulder in
the governmentally planned "Gethesmene" plot.
Kritschgau is "forced" by Agents Mulder and
Scully to relate the "true" story behind the
alien corpse. When Kritschgau's son dies from a
mysterious Gulf War related disease, Kritschgau turns
against the Department of Defense to testify at the FBI
hearing into the death, of DOD Agent Ostelhoff, caused by
Agent Mulder . |
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Men in Black The Men in Black seek to divert
attention from focusing upon the "...three
dimensional phenomenon known as perception" . It is
unclear whether they are working for a secret
governmental agency attempting to hide alien encounters
or just figments of delusional minds. Mulder and Scully's
encounter with the Men in Black was a
"mesmerizing" adventure. |
William Scully, Jr. The less than enigmatic, and
slightly shady, older brother of Dana Scully. Bill has
made his profound dislike for Agent Mulder well
known...blaming Fox for Melissa Scully's assassination
and Dana's near-death illness. Feeling the stress of past
family problems and constant criticism of her life
choices, Dana always seems to be at odds with her
sibling. Based on the track record of Mulder and Scully
family relatives...Don't count on this guy making it to
the races. |
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The Stoners Once bitten, twice shy. True as
the saying goes, these teenagers are bent on self
destruction through their continued ignorance. Losing
their first "bud" from an encounter with alien
cockroaches... these two "brain surgeons" watch
their second friend become an ala carte special for the
"Big Blue" beasty. Maybe the FDA should look
into claims that frog-licking interrupts higher brain
functions. |
The Stupendous Yappi Originally
called in to give his psychic impressions of a murder
scene, this television psychic proved to have little more
predictive ability than a random eight ball. Yappi has
also made an infomercial to assist in the marketing of
"Dead Alien! Truth or Humbug?, alternatively known
as the infamous Scully Autopsy Tape. |
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