Quotes: By Episode


Season OneSeason Two
Season Three Season Four


Season One

Pilot Dirty Dancing Prelude to a Kiss Carnal Knowledge Blown Away Look Who's Talking
The Breakfast Club Escape From New York In The Company Of Men Modern Romance Friday, the 13th Pretty Woman Breaking Away

Pilot: Emotions In Motion"Two virgins really make for a clumsy first encounter, don't you think?" ~ Joey

Dirty Dancing
"In some world sectors, what they're doing is known as foreplay." ~ Joey

Prelude to a Kiss
"I need a slavedriver...somebody with a whip, maybe?" ~ Pacey

Carnal Knowledge
"Life has some pretty unexpected benefits." ~ Pacey

Blown Away
"Yeah, I think Dawson's having a life-defining turning point in his life right now." ~ Joey
"Aren't we all?" ~ Jen

Look Who's Talking
"Let's just say that for a student and a teacher, they have an exceptionally close relationship. So close, in fact, that it's considered illegal in about 35 states." ~ Jen

The Breakfast Club
"I mean, c'mon. My butt, it's like a magnet. Chicks just can't keep their eyes off it." ~ Pacey
"Those Oompa Loompa's grow up so fast." ~ Pacey

Escape From New York
"Thank you Satan, for completing this night of horrors by sending one of your disciples to finish me off." ~ Joey, to Pacey

In The Company Of Men
"I don't know if I'm offended or if you've just restored my faith in the male sex." ~ Nina

Modern Romance
"You know, it's amazing. A personality like yours and you still can't get any dates." ~ Pacey
"Even more amazing. A personality like yours and you can." ~ Joey

Friday, the 13th
"Pacey's got the jeep. Can I hear ya say 'yeah'. Can I hear ya say 'oh, yeah'" ~ Pacey

Pretty Woman
"Backhanded insults disguised as compliments. That's really a novel approach to winning back a woman's affections." ~ Pacey

Breaking Away
"For a second there, I was overcome with this wave of sympathy for you. It'll pass." ~ Joey, to Pacey


Season Two
The Kiss Crossroads Alternative Lifestyles Tamara's Return Full Moon Rising The Dance
The All-Nighter The Reluctant Hero The Election High Risk Behavior Sex, She Wrote Uncharted Waters
His Leading Lady To Be, Or Not To Be... ...That Is the Question Be Careful What You Wish For Psychic Friends A Perfect Wedding
Rest In Peace Reunited Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes Parental Discretion Advised

The
Kiss
Andie: "Hot tip. Kristy Livingstone is a homosapien. So perhaps you should try barking up a different tree. "
Pacey: "And perhaps you should just stop barking altogether."

Crossroads "Hell is not a swear word anymore, you can say it on network TV." ~ Jen

Alternative Lifestyles
"All he does know is that he goes to sleep everynight jerkin' his gherkin and wakes up every morning humping his mattress." ~ Abby

Tamara's Return
"Just don't set the kitchen on fire or anything." ~ Joey

Full Moon Rising
"I'm telling you, weird things always happen during a full moon." ~ Joey

The Dance
"Romantic? That's like a nice word for loser." ~ Jack

The All - Nighter
"Everyone is totally asleep, totally unstudied, totally unprepared and totally screwed." ~Andie

The Reluctant Hero
"You take in stray dogs, Dawson. You help old women across the street. You just say no. You are Jimmy Stewart." ~Pacey

The Election
Pacey: Personally, I find your sincerity unbelievably sexy.
Andie: Well, I find your sexiness unbelievably sincere.

High Risk Behavior
"You know, believe it or not, Jack, not every moment with you is sexually charged." ~ Joey

Sex, She Wrote
"You know who you are? You're Nancy Drew. From Hell." ~ Chris

Be Careful What You Wish For
"It's not like I have to get all gussied up for anybody, seeing as though I've turned Jack off to women completely." ~Joey

A Perfect Wedding
"You might consider upping the dosage on those mood stabilizers." ~ Abby

Ch...Ch...Changes
"You know, I've decided...this whole new macho working man thing...definite turn on." ~ Joey


Season Three
Like A Virgin Homecoming None Of The Above Home Movies Indian Summer Secrets And Lies
Escape From Witch Island Guess Who's Coming To Dinner Four To Tango First Encounters Of The Close Kind Barefoot At Capefest A Weekend In The Country
Northern Lights Valentine's Day Massacre Crime And Punishment To Green, With Love
Cinderella Story Neverland
Stolen Kisses The Longest Day Show Me Love The Anti-Prom True Love

Like A Virgin
"Teenage boys will come, Dawson. They most definitely will come." ~Pacey

Homecoming
"If the whipped cream's not all over your face, you did it wrong." ~ Jen

None of the Above
"Once again, Dawson proves that the groin is mightier than the brain." ~ Joey

Home Movies
"I hope a deer tick crawled in your ear and laid eggs." ~ Joey, to Pacey

Four To Tango
"Grams always said that ladder was an invitation to sin." ~ Jen

First Encounters of The Close Kind
"One thing I learned a long time ago, is that life can surprise you in many different ways." ~ Mrs. Boyd.

Northern Lights

Stolen Kisses
"The only reason that you don't have answers is because you've been too scared to ask yourself the right questions." ~ Pacey, to Joey

Show Me Love
"Avoid public nudity, drugs, first degree murder... you know, the obvious. And most importantly, don’t sleep with your teacher. That never works out as well as you’d think it might." ~ Pacey

The Anti-Prom
"I hate this stupid prom. The stupid prom can kiss my ass." ~ Andie

The Longest Day
"Irrational is when I get violent and that's going to happen in two seconds if you don't get your horny, freshman ass out of here." ~ Jen

True Love
"Every time you look at the stars you're going to see her face." ~ Doug


Season Four
Coming Home Failing Down Two Gentlemen of Capeside Future Tense A Family Way
Great Xpectations You Had Me At Goodbye The Unusual Suspects Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Self-Reliance

Coming Home
"You got me. We did it. All day, all night, 24-7. Are you aware that there are at least 38 known differing sexual positions? And 42 if you're flexible enough." ~ Joey

Failing Down
Pacey: How come you're so much smarter than me, Potter?
Joey: I'm not Pace. You're just emotionally retarded.


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