Voyager Hate Page

For those of you who don't know...Voyager...Voyager...well, it's...Star Trek Voyager is the Anti-Star Trek Deep Space Nine. This might explain the phenomena of me hating it, since I absolutley love Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Voyager has everything that Deep Space Nine thankfully doesn't:
  • a scary captain
  • poor unforntunate crew members who through no fault of their own ended up on a ship full of weirdos despite their evident coolness.
  • bad food. Real bad food. "Oh my god-he's gone into cardiac arrest"esque bad food.
  • a bad chef. Behind all bad food lies a bad chef."
  • bad makeup or what I affectionately like to call "magic marker" makeup
  • "Alien of the week"
  • "Chick of the week"
  • repeated mentioning of the number 47
  • chumpy spirit guides
  • Borg rejects. This show is brimming with borg rejects and probably rejected Borg scripts.
  • Previews that have nothing to do with the episode.-anonymous
  • Loads of crappy maquis.-wac274
  • It's the fourth Star Trek incarnation, most of its episodes are "remakes" of old ones...like, a lot of their episodes.-Puj_the_Evil_Trekkie
  • What's messed about Voyager? Two words: Captain PMS.-Culex
  • Acting that wouldn't even be acceptable on Jerry Springer-anonymous
  • severe manic depressive crew-grahamh

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