A quickie I wrote because I was having such *fun* (sounds of groaning) playing with my computer the other day. This is a little something I suspect all programmers can sympathize with.(grin)

Disclaimer: Voyager and its crew belong to Paramount. The computer codes belong to me---and don't bother telling me they won't run. I *know* that.




Command Performance

By Ragpants

"Com…"

Audio pick-up on.
Delete audio buffer.
Start.
Loading audio buffer.

Processing.

While (x<>known || x<> authorization 47)
	{ char x, identity [i];
	  if x==identity [i]
		then  break;
	  else 
                identity[i]= identity[i+1];
	}

Match detected.
Vocal pattern identified.
Identity==Comdr. Chakotay, SFID #08396529
Reliablity== 97.8232% + or - .005
Authorization level== Command, level 1B

Push.

Routing.

0001 0101 1111 0011 0100 1000 0100 0100 1010 1001 0111
Packet identifier==accepted.

Sensory subsystems check.
Main view screen==error flag set.
Start diagnostic.

Processing.

Error detected.
Comparing datum to cached copy.
EF6A32<> cached copy.
Getting new data point from sensor array.
EF6A32<> 4B673A
Overwrite datum.
Reset error flag.

End sensory subsystems diagnostic.
End sensory subsystems check.

Push.

Pop.
Pop.

Get audio buffer file.

Push.

Resume.

"…..puter, lights out."



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