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So you want to know what HôL is?...no, well bite the weeny, because I'm going to tell you anyway.

This is HoL, try not to dieWell HôL is a role-playing game that is set on the planetoid HôL (Human Occupied Landfill), which is Confederate penal outpost 665. A huge rubbish dump/jail/festering pool of filth/murdering hell hole/bed and breakfast kind of place.

HôL is much like a bowl of apricots, yes it’s round, orange, and gives you the shits (or as the French say "science fiction"). Anyhow, HoL was deemed by the C.O.W. as the rubbish bin of the galaxy, as well as a convenient place to dump any murderous, psychotic, frothing at the mouth, sick individuals. This is where the targets...I mean characters come in.

The ever visual Dump TechnicianAlthough HôL does have its charm, with family tourist attractions such as the Diaperswamp (gee, I wonder what that smell is?), or The Boneyard, 700 square miles of unsupervised death machines for your intestinal entertainment. And HôL would not be the same if there weren’t also miles and miles of thick oozing waste (or as the French say "science fiction"), that the DT’s (Dump Tech’s) have the pleasure of heaping into heaps, some of more famous are the mile high toaster heap (take a fork and go wild!) and the half-eaten and gone moldy pop-tart heap (hold me back).

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