Wastems are one of the most common items on HôL if not the most, I call them items
because most people use them as for things, such as motor oil, Bleu cheese substitute,
weapons (stuff one of these little dudes in his face should slow 'em down), semi-permanent
insulating, can also be rubbedon for sunblock, just to name a few of there uses.
The Many Faces of the Wastem
Chronically Depressed
Wastem
| Archangel of Death
Wastem
| | Almond Joy
Wastem
|
But why are they here and what the hell is the frickin point of the stupid little
bastards? This question has been pounded on by some of the greatest minds of our time,
and time and time again the answer was the same.
FOOD!
Been composed completely of a pudding/tapioka like substance this answer seems most
logical. It is even said that the demand for Wastems as foodstuff is so great, that
the Church & Munch has set up a Wastem farm on Cosby IV, The Pudding Planet. This gas
giant is ten miles deep in the cute little dudes. (due to certain atmospheric
conditions, mutants have starts to develop in the lower levels)
