This is dedicated to VoyagerQueen, who started this on the P/T Collective Archive’s message board. Look at what you started!
Disclaimer: The words of the song "Barbie Girl" are the property of the group Aqua. Just to be on the safe side, I also acknowledge Mattel, who sued Aqua over the use of the term ‘Barbie Girl’. Mattel owns the Barbie Doll, a disproportionate plastic female toy that bears a striking resemblance to Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct to Unimatrix 001.
"Barbie Drone"
Hi Seven…
Hello Doctor…
Want to go sing ‘You’re My Sunshine?
Certainly Doctor
Let’s go…
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I'm a Barbie drone, on my voyage home
Dressed in spandex, it’s fantastic
I regenerate, then I assimilate
I do what I please, disobey orders with ease.
Come on Borgie, let's go boogie!
I'm a Barbie drone, on my voyage home
Dressed in spandex, it’s fantastic
I regenerate, then I assimilate
I do what I please, disobey orders with ease.
I'm a Borg, blond and tall, wear a catsuit that's all,
Make it tight, wear high heels, I get ratings.
You're the best, forget the rest, not even a slap on the wrist.
Save the day, forget "The Way", you'll get off without blame.
You can sing, start a war, if you’re for "Humanity is good"
I'm a Barbie drone, on my voyage home
Dressed in spandex, it’s fantastic
I regenerate, then I assimilate
I do what I please, disobey orders with ease.
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ah ah ah, yeah.
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ooo..ooo. Ooo…ooo
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ah ah ah, yeah.
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ooo…ooo. Ooo…ooo.
I can walk, I can talk, do whatever I please,
I disregard Janeway, I destroy entire species.
Took over the cargo bay, made it my alcove for play
Insubordinate thrice, paid no price, let's go party.
You can sing, start a war, if you’re for "Humanity is good"
You can sing, start a war, if you’re for "Humanity is good"
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ah ah ah, yeah.
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ooo..ooo. Ooo…ooo
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ah ah ah, yeah.
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ooo…ooo. Ooo…ooo.
I'm a Barbie drone, on my voyage home
Dressed in spandex, it’s fantastic
I regenerate, then I assimilate
I do what I please, disobey orders with ease.
I'm a Barbie drone, on my voyage home
Dressed in spandex, it’s fantastic
I regenerate, then I assimilate
I do what I please, disobey orders with ease.
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ah ah ah, yeah.
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ooo..ooo. Ooo…ooo
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ah ah ah, yeah.
Seven hating, getting ratings
Ooo…ooo. Ooo…ooo.
Amusement is irrelevant…
Don’t be so sure, Seven, you’re getting us ratings
"We love you, Seven!!!"
Well, what do you think? E-mail me!!!