Former Prestident of the USA Bill Clinton rants about his views on the world.

Bill Clintons Manifesto

The world needs more hot chicks. Not ugly chicks. We should get all the ugly chicks and rip apart their sexy body parts, melding them with other parts from other ugly chicks until we get sexy chicks. Then we just discard the rest. Also, it should be a law that all fat chicks have to get lipo-suction. Horney sluts should have their genitals removed. Either that or they should be forced to hump horses on public access television as punishment for being nasty hoes. Also, all the men in the world need to be killed except me. Because I am sexy, and I could hump all of the remaining hot chicks to perpetuate the species. I would like to be cloned. Except I would like my clone to be a girl so that I could have sex with myself. Over and over again. And I would enjoy sponge baths by some of the few really fat chicks left on earth. Also, mexican people could take refuge in my ass. Holy crap. I must insist on taking that back. Look...I don't have the most spacious ass on earth....not even close, and if I gave refuge to ignorant mexicans there, it wouldn't take long before my ass would explode with poo and ignorant mexicans. Which are sort of the same thing, but I don't think I need that stress. So let's just say we kill all the ignorant mexicans too. Except the hot latino chicks. Also, it should be against the law to kill any hot chick even in self defense. I don't care if she was holding a hot poker to your wong, if you killed her, you deserve to be castrated, boiled in lard, and have your head chopped off by an angry llama. I say this because with some good therapy, and maybe a back rub, that hot latino chick could be turned into a good wong sucking member of the community.

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