The tearful journey through a mans last few minutes of life in the presence of a woman.

You Cow Of A Woman

I want to poke your rump, you cow of a woman,
I want to jiggle your flab, you cow of a woman,
Every time I see you, you cow of a woman,
I feel like the gravy train just wrecked and you spilled out of it, you cow of a woman.

Why can't lose some weight, you cow of a woman,
Why can't you take a bath, you cow of a woman,
I want to poke your belly with a stick, you cow of a woman
And then I want to watch how many ripples come fourth from my poking of your stomach, you cow of a woman.

Nobody knows why you look like an overloaded burrito, you cow of a woman,
Nobody knows why you remind one of a soggy butterball ham, you cow of a woman,
Nobody knows why the floor quakes beneath your step, you cow of a woman,
Nobody knows where your candy is, you cow of a woman.

Stop asking me for a fruit roll-up, you cow of a woman,
Stop nagginig my presence with your chub, you cow of a woman,
I don't know where your leg of lamb is, you cow of a woman,
I really don't want to be near that so please get away from me, you cow of a woman.

What is that smell, you cow of a woman,
Why are you eating that couch, you cow of a woman,
Oh, there was a crouton in it, you cow of a woman,
I want to know when you'll go away, you cow of a woman,
I really can't stand that smell anymore, you cow of a woman.

Why are you touching me, you cow of a woman,
I've been infected, you cow of a woman,
What is that stain, you cow of a woman,
I think I'm going to be sick, you cow of a woman.

Please go away, you cow of a woman,
I don't think this is sanitary, you cow of a woman,
Oh no, please don't eat that dead pigeon, you cow of a woman,
Yes, I'm definately sick, you cow of a woman.

'Gag','Gag', 'Ugh!, Ugh!, Urauuggggghhhhhhhhhhh!'
MOOOooooooooooOOOOO!
No, no! Not me, you cow of a woman!
Burp! MOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOO!

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