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And now a sampling of the hit morning talk show, good morning radio.

Good Morning Radio

At it was a lovely pancake. I made love to it for many years before our devorce. She was so lovely, and she was my bacon pancake. And I humped it. And.....it was lovely. Sexy pancake lust for her. Was it her? Her? I liked it. Would you? Oh my love, greasy bacon pancake was it good? And it was. And more I love it. It is my flavor. How crisp was my pancake was it? Nice. It was so very much like it was. And it was. It walruuuus. Nice. Very. And now we shall hear from Cindy, who has been sitting in the audience all this time, about to burst with hammy flavor. Cindy? Darling.....stop sucking that small puppies wong and come and talk for us shall you? Very nice. Here she is everyone.....Cindy.....for she is very much like you. "Hello! I am nasty and I am Cindy and I like to suck mens wongs! Its tasty and tasty and tasty and tasty all day! And I like it because it is my mommy's last words to me it was!" She said, "Cindy you munch that small wong and you will shroom and take drugs and be like your hoe of a momma", and that is what I have been! A small miniture hoe of my momma! Ain't I sexy yall?" Isn't she folks? And I must say I must have a small sample of her sweet pleasure now.....oooooooohhhhhh.......and it is fair and supple......oooooooohhhhhh......I feel like a father, like salmon moose expresso ladies and gentlemen. Can you in the audience feel me sploorch? Oh my......here is the ticker.........ooooooooohhhhhh? My my. What a way to be a lady. Thank you so much miss! How very sweet. And now a bunch of monkeys in a barrel!
Monkey one: "I am hairy and like to lick my ass!"
Monkey two: "My ass is sweet licking too bitch!"
Monkey one: "If you could touch me it would be nicer!"
Monkey two: "What the hell are we doing here?"
Monkey one: "Jacking off in a barrel!"
Monkey two: "What is that hissing noise"
Monkey one: "My ass!"
Monkey two: "It's freaking dynamite you imbecile!"
Monkey two: "I'm cumming!"
Crash! Baaa! Baaa! Ba! Booooommm!
Thats right biatch! Blow those monkeys up like sex! Now several munchkins will end the show by stripping barby dolls, and having dildo sex with them. Good night, and thank you all for giving your virginity to me. Good night bitches. Amen.

 
       



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