Recorded during business luncheon between James and his boss.

Reason #1 Why You Should Not Talk To Your Boss While Tripping On Acid:

So how are those shipping reports coming along James? Hump me hump me hump me cause I like it there. Hey sam, get the door. I need a beer. Quick get me a nice piece of bacon and strippers sauce. And that would be nice if you added some crem crem. He Mike get a little boy so that I can pump it full of gas. Then we could have some nice shrimp if you want. Ummmm. Hey, has anyone seen my sausage? Ummmmm. Anyways, I kind of liked being fatter back in the seventies, but then again, it was nice to be a little tubby at the time. Hey that reminds me. Have you seen my ass? Its in the shape of the moon. Get it? I want to play with your wife's bubblies. Let me splurge her soft bubblies. Come on, it will be fun for me to piggy back ride her. I want your wife. After that we can get some popcorn at the theater. We probably won't see a movie, but we could just go in and buy the popcorn. I do that a lot. The I pee in the parking lot and go and shoplift at K-Mart. Let us molest some steak. Ummmmm. Do you have any cream. I know I am here in your apartment, but I would really like to spank Herbert... 'He's my orangotang.' ....Ummmmm....crap.....my sausage is missing. I forgot. Have you seen it? Go look in your wife, will you?

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