Apparantly in the past few years more and more controversy has been uh, well, uh, contreversed...over Z Accents and theyre potential dehumanification of society in general. Though we can offer no side or thought to the particular matter at hand, we are priviledged to hold one of the imfamouse court reports that were taken from the congressional meetings on the controversy. What you are about to read is both shocking and benign, whatever benign might possibly mean in this situation.

Why Z Accents Cause Controversy

Zuuuu Needz to Git Onlime Zhere Boy
Zog Dangitz
Excuse Me! Excuse Me! Hey! I said Excuse Me!
Yes?
Um, were you just speaking in a Z accent there?
Errr, well, uh....yeah
Is that wrong?
Yes it is!
Lets tell him what his punishment will be today shall we?
Um, thats quite all right, I don't need a punishment.
Thanks though.
Oh no no, you will not leave here today unscathed!
You deserve what your going to get!
A real prize!
A treat!
Bolognia before your tortured?
No thanks, never did much care for it.
Never mind then.
For our first trick, I shall need a volunteer!
You'll do!
Oh no, not me, please. Anybody but me!
Yes, You!
Dammit.
Step right up here please!
Stand on the target now, like so!
Now place your head against this piece of glass!
Do I have to?
Yes you do!!!
Hahahaha!
Isn't it wonderful!
Now, on the count of three, you'll recieve your punishment!
One!
Two!
Three!
PHHHHHOOOOOSHHHHT
Wow!
Did you see that?
Oh, you didn't?
Oh wait!, thats because it was happening to you!!!!
HAHAHAHA!
That really hurt you know
You diserved it!
And you deserve the cows!
And the tipsies!
And the towels
And the toulettes
And the mango soupa piea
Yes, thats right, the mango souuuuuupa pieea
Woo wee!
Now, back to your punishment you vermin of versie
Look, we have a goat
Not just any goat, but a real, full tenderhearted berameese pygme goat of full proportionate sizes and lenghts making weight to a small liver ham onion!!!
And its tastey!
Look at the lettuce, look at the loin, look at that juicy hame!
Hameee!
AH And Now, we have a bit of cheese to entice it with.
And it is good.
Everyone agre????? Agreeeeee????
I um, I don't agree....
You dont count!
Eat dog poooooo!
Pooooo!
Every day!
In fact.
Eat it now!!!!
NOW!
As part of the punishment!!!
PPPPHHHHHOOOOOFFFFPPPHHH!!!
Who did that????
Oh my.
My buttocks are gone.
We'll have to postpone the show till next week
Your punishment is hence forth laxed as in buttercream of a different sort.
Go fourth and prosper in poo.
POOO
Mango anyone?
We do apologize if we have offended anyone.
Do not be ashamed, for henceforth you shall be known as "midget", or "Tiny one that wears cream corn".
You have been blessed.

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