Birthday Wishes from Meredith the Amazing Contortionist!
Ladies and Gentlemen....
Step right up and get a front-row seat for this amazing show! The
Malleable Meredith is about to perform one of her most incredible,
unbelievable, death-defying feats ever! In honor of her favorite Lone
Gunman's special day.... actually, the actor who plays her favorite Lone
Gunman, she will now -- without further ado -- contort herself into
shapes heretofore unknown to mankind! The last seats are going quickly,
folks -- so get your ticket and step on in to the Big Top!
Here she is, boys and girls, center stage. Shhhh... the show is about to
start! Wow! Witness the inhuman flexibility! Half a back-walkover -- I
think she's spelling words with her yoga-refined body. Yes -- it's an
"H"! A triangle to form an "A"....a "P"! Another "P"! My gracious -- a
"Y"! And that... that *has* to be a "B" -- how is she doing that? An
"I", an "R" -- folks, this is unbelievable! A "T" -- yes, that's a "T" --
another life-threatening "H"! A "D", another flawless "A" and a perfect
"Y". I have never seen such talent, folks. Utterly amazing. But wait! Is
that... could it be... yes! It's an exclamation point! This is truly a
momentous...
-- C R A C K --
Oh my.... um... can someone call an ambulance?
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