Narcolepsy versus Insomnia
An In-Depth Comparison

March 17, 1999:

    After having spent the last five days being very tired, I've come to a startling conclusion: Insomnia has claimed another victim.

   Maybe.

    Less than three hours of sleep a night and two beautifully dark eyebags are enough for my diagnosis.

    It's an interesting, if not welcome, change from my normal state of random, geographically and temporally ignorant naps.

    As I've now got quite a lot of time on my hands with which to think, I've decided to compile a comparison between the two afflictions...they both have their good and bad points, and besides...what else am I to do?

    My homework?

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    That's funny. Me...do homework on the Wednesday of March Break.
 
 


Narcolepsy versus Insomnia
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NARCOLEPSY
INSOMNIA
  • you will have no problem falling asleep...even when you don't want to
  • you may be subject to ridicule by family, friends, and neighbours...you won't know why...here's a clue: sleepwalking
  • although you may become known for your sleepwalking antics, at least you'll be getting some exercise 
  • you get to make fun of people with insomnia
  • people with insomnia make fun of you
  • narcolepsy stays crunchy in milk
  • you may wake up wondering why you're wearing a sombrero, pink fishnet stockings, go-go boots, and a mumu...your friends will know why...ask them
  • you may wake up and not wonder why you're dressed like that
  • you may then find several webpages