Title: Scully Don't Preach

Author: Dana E. Vassy

Category: Fowlfilk

Spoilers: none, just a filk of my second favourite Madonna song 'Papa Don't Preach'.

Disclaimer: I'm just borrowing the X-Files characters Chris, and would you blame me if I broke Fowley? Seriously, I have no money - legal proceedings are a big fat waste of time. Madonna, don't burst my bubble - you've been my hero since I was three. Maverick and Warner, just let me play.I bought you records after all.

Author Notes: Well, a dumb one was bound to appear sooner or later!


Scully I know you're going to be upset

Cause Fowley has shown her ugly face

But I've seen her worse:

Without any make-up


You always thought her intent was wrong

I need your help, Scully please be strong

She's gone out and left me lying

Tied up in her bedroom


The bitch you warned me all about

The slut you said I could do without

I'm in a stupid mess

And my poor wrists are aching - please


Chorus

Scully don't preach, I'm in trouble deep

Scully don't preach - I can't get any sleep

But I've made up my mind - I'm gonna ditch Fowley

I'm gonna ditch Diana


She says that she wants to marry me

Make me start a little family

But will the kids be freaks? Look at the mother

And my heart keeps telling me to kill the whore

Leave her dead and cold, to walk out the door

I'm more scared of her than I am of your brother


Chorus

Scully, Scully if you could only see

Just how cruel she's been treating me

You'd come here and save me right now

And kill the mad cow

Kill the mad cow - so please

Chorus