 Rash Campbell |
Cocky Handyman on the starship, "U.S.S. Residence". Rash weilds a chainsaw in leiu of his hand due to an injury, but can filet an Undeadie with ease. Another injury occured when he once had to pee and accidentally circumcised himself again. |
 Capt. Ellen Stevens |
No nonsense lady Captain with a mean bitchslap. |
 Lt. Philip West |
AKA "P.W." Gung Ho leader his own men are itching to kill. The men like to play a game called "What's up his ass?" |
 Sgt. Tom Killibrew |
AKA "Sarge",Tough as nails, cigar chomping, beer guzzling soldier the men actually like. |
 Prof. Michael Acres |
Egghead scientist who was voted "Most likely to get killed by being devoured by a horde of undead zombies.". |
 Dr. Juan Hernandez |
AKA "Doc Taco". When giving the men exams, he gets a kick putting on THE glove and telling them to "Drop the Chalupa". |
 Pvt. Jim Shank |
AKA "Skank". Nuff Said. Total A**hole. |
 Anthony Tibbs |
AKA "Mr. Tibbs". Scientist of the nutty professor kind. |
 P.A.L. |
AKA "Psionic Alien Link". The computer brain of a downed alien spacecraft, retooled for service in the "Residence". Can you say, "Bad Idea?" |
