I'll be so glad
when these
X-Files reruns
are over.
The creature is plagmic and will
simply ooze through the keyhole,
disembowel that guy, and ooze
back out again.
Watch! In the
next scene
Mulder's socks
don't match!
Here comes the
unexpected
gunshot.
Shh! This
is where
Skinner takes
off his tie.