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It is always a pleasure visitng sites of this quality. Do keep up the excellent work.
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Thanks for taking the time out to sign my slambook
if you get time go back and sign my guestbook. You
had an interesting page many places to visit on
here, I will have to book mark this page so that I
can come back and finish looking at it. Bye, D
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Hey!
For all you military brats out there please check out http://matthewsmith.com/rc5.htm for how you can work with distributed computing on your own machine. It's cool and something I think the active alumni of DoDDS schools could all enjoy participating in.
more information at www.distributed.net join team 11095! thanks for your time
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Nice page! You have been a little bit of every where. What a way to grow up!!
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I smiled..I laughed!! What a great sense of humor you have..and lots of talent to put it all together...great site;) You really should get the possum' up though..it looks about ready to fry;)
Always,Donna....
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You do realize that you have to catch those dolphins with your bare hands don't you????? And.. if you ever make it for that cake I'll be sure to hide the chinchilla just in case....
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OOOPS, leave it to me to mess things up! Yes, I am responsible for the nonsense below, this February 15, 1999.
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Trees.
Their big and green and kinda mean, they toss their cones upon your head.
Their branches crack, and fall, and smack, you soon find out your dead!
They grow so high, they block the sky so the weather can sneak in and get ya.
They screen the critters sneakin' around, and before ya know, one of 'ems snuck up and bit ya!
They catch the clouds, make the rain come down, and turn the ground into a soggy boggy.
Next your pets want in. You open the door and grin. But have you smelled a soggy doggy?
The puppy dogs shake putting you in the wake of a cold, wet indoor storm.
This sets ya to thinkin' it might be nice to be where sunshine is the norm.
A place far away from sneezin' when the air gets to breezin'', full of pollens all a flutter.
A place with no grass to mow, no weeds to pull, and the winds carry off the clutter!
Yes, give that place where the sun stays high in a big blue sky, the only moisture is that I
perspire,
Where the neighbors aren't near, and I needn't have fear, 'cause I got a clear field of fire.
Now a tree does give shade, but I am afraid it also produces a lot of debris.
And while its wood can heat, (your head, not the feet) from labor you never are free.
The desert's for me, yes sireee! Yes siree! I love it, I love it, I love it!
You may keep your trees, and the buzzing bees, these are things I no longer covet.
This little ditty created this morning for your enjoyment by (C)1999/2/25 Laura A. Lanning (freelance writer extrodinaire:-), because I wuz inpired. You have a fun site. We enjoyed visiting you.
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I had a good time here I loved the humor page I spent a half hour viewing all of the links drop by my page when you get a chance
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I noticed you doing the monthly visitation ... thought i would drop in on uncle al and see how things are over here in sunless - wet land... seems to be doing okay without my sunshiny personality and sharp wit .. hope your well
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Hi! Well, a fellow escapee from Las Cruces, NM ... not many make it out alive y'know... Actually, I grew up there (1975-93) I even grad-gee-ated from NMSU, a whole lot to brag about, there *ahem*. LOL! It was great visiting your site, those funny pix are
reat! You have a sick sense of humor, son! I like it. ~Angela
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You stated that "Weird is my specialty", well, in that case I must be a little offbeat too because I enjoyed surfing through all your pages, they were entertaining. Thanks for signing my book- you have a COOL web site.
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AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! The "other white meat"? I'll get you back for that one! Leave the beast alone and don't give it another thought... oh.. You should be ashamed.. so ashamed .. and you are my friend???? Such thoughts
nd on Valentine's Day yet! That's it.. a trip to the fancy hotel for you is coming your way. My advice? Become a vegetarian. FAST Oh, btw... Happy Valentine's Day...
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Saw the page on the Amish giving up. Don't be fooled into thinking it will be peaceable. That's what they want. You can almost hear them with their beady little eyes, "Oh thou art going to buy my quilt aren't thou?" Visit my page if you want to see what
hey are really up to. Check out the "Amish Resistance" link on my page especially.
This is the guy that broke it open for all of us.
Beware the "Mennonites in Black"
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I am just another Brat that surfed in...Didn't go to Stuttgart...But my 1st wife did...she's cracked too! (and I helped)....My buddie Mike a Stuttgart guy will surf in later...
Over all I enjoyed but I can't browse all of it..
Ethically:
If you had a choice of saving Clinton from drowning or taking an award winning photo, what kind of film would you use?
I think the real question here John is whether I'd shoot 35mm or go for my digital camcorder.
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Howdy,stranger, thanx for signing my guestbbok, but I dont speak French so I have to translate it first.... Anyway, I'm always glad for new entries. Live well and take care. Tin
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I laughed I cried and then I found your page and laughed some more.
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In your infinite wisdom would you consider a website about meat in bread without salad a waste of bandwidth and would you consider bestowing us with the honour of our first award!!
Please!
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I really enjoyed reading & looking at your site and you and your family. One of these days I am going to do that too! Hope all is well.
love,deb
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We are looking for some photos of your HEAD so if you have some free time stop by and visit with SYI.
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Hi Al, Just droppped back by to bounce off your guestbook! :) Shame on me! My new page if ya wanna call it that is up and your front page link is back. Just finished reading lessons learned. Question: Is it the Brat in us that makes our views so different
om others. :) Great reading as always! gotta do some hopping to guestbooks have a great new year!
Cindy's Place
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Thanks to another brat for stopping by my guestbook.
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WOW!! the changes Mue !!
So have you been watching the news and seen our snow piles uh huh I'm all snowed in Bet you wish you were still living in New Mexico..
Take care always so nice hearing from you my very first internet friend
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Heya Al! You are nothing if not wryly amusing. I'll have to try and think up some meaningful question for you to answer. Oh! I got one! Where did the dinosaurs come from? Where did they go from there? How did the Egyptians build the pyramids? Okay,
so that was three questions. I want to keep you busy and entertained. I wouldn't want you to be bored in 1999, afterall.
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Yes, I'm off my fuzzy butt visiting your page again. Enjoyed the trip. Is your interest in Sinn Fein curiosity... or support? Moby Grape rules! Last contact with Julie Meehan nee Nutter late 70s. I may still have her address somewhere. Plan to barbec
e later; wish you were here!
p.s. I will get you for putting that picture on line.
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Ok Al I visited your webpage, happy now?? Huh?? Huh?? I SAID ARE YOU HAPPY!!!!! uhh.. sorry got a little carried away
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Al, I really enjoyed your newest page. I still haven't up loaded my new page for this year, but I gave Ya a front page link. :) New Years is going great on this end! Had a good Xmas. How about yourself? Will put my New page up in the next couple of days
So drop back for a peek.
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Hi, I appreciated visiting your interesting web page. I don't know if you like word games, but if you do, you might want to have a look at WordZap.
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You crack me up! Nice to see someone out there with a bit of true HUMOR! Keep it up!
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who said dolphins talk way too much???
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REALLY ENJOYED YOUR SITE. ESPECIALLY THE BEAUTIFUL PICS.
PLEASE VISIT.
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It has been a long time since we have chatted and shared a smile and a wave. I enjoyed your page very much. Alot different from the last time i was here. Enjoyed it very much. I enjoyed your guest book as well. It was like being in PF all over again. See
a soon. BC
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Wow! Fascinating place. If people with like minds congregate, then how do you explain people like us who have lost ours? Just goes to prove that there really is an unknown particle that binds certain elements in the universe. Hmmm, does that mean that e
en a vacuum is bound? Well, anyway, I haven't seen everything you have here but will come back next time I feel the need to confirm true chaos in the universe.
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Gee thanks for the Furbie. Fuzzy little pest.I suffered furbie fever day after thanksgiving at 4:00am! And was only 20 people away from getting one.Thank god for rain checks! Any who hope you have a great christmas and as always thanks for stopping by.He
s a cute lil gremlin isn't he?
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Al....hope you're having a great Holiday Season; keep those cards and letters coming. And please! tell me how you do that thing with the platypus!
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Great stuff, Al. We really should get together for a few minutes one of these days.
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Hi, Al
Just dropped by to wish you a happy and safe holidays.To say Merry Christmas and drop by and say hi.As always I love your site. It's easy to find a funnyside here!:)
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Yes people did actually graduate from K-town I didn't happen to be one of them if K-town is what you call Karlsruhe A. H. I went to school there from 1959 to 1962. Got your page from Cindy's page dropped over to take a look and check out my page when you
get a chance ...From another military brat....
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The enlisted Air Force brat writes: After a close overview of your page I will consider you an equal, despite the fact that you are an ex-Officer's (Army no less)...brat. LOL Lots of fun, you are...the smile never left my face. Thanks for the autograph in
my guestbook...*S*...and go down to Puyallup for a bit, and say hi for me. Take care.
~Chance~
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I done found out that "terlets" was the wrong spellin'...suppose I must ah read that thar dicternary wrong...tanks fer lettin' me know...
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Hi good Christian friend,
I was very happy to hear from you in my guestbook. I agree with you. I don't eat meat. we don't need to. And I do feel sorry for all those turkey's on THanksgiving. Thank you for being a part in a good mission like pro-life. We save not destroy. Go
gave us plenty to eat that is good for our bodies and souls. God bless you,
Linkie
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Hello... thank you very much for signing my 2nd guestbook earlier... apologies for not getting back to you sooner~ I'm truly enjoying my stay here, & yes you do have a neat sense of humour :) I'm glad you enjoyed your visit too. I'll be looking around a b
t more the next few minutes~ *Long Live the New Flesh*.... take care! Robin
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Al...just arrived in Pullman...damn its cold here. Guess I managed to piss off half the people in the store, and the other half are getting ready for a ticker tape parade to celebrate me leaving. write back ASAP, jackass
mike mercer
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I am going to explore that "waste of bandwidth" this morning...seems I need a dose of Al's reality to motivate me. I had someone, whom I think a lot of (comes close to adore, but we don't have THAT kind of relationship) mention that I oughta spend a bit m
re time WRITING instead of playing with those (ugh) yukky graphics...*SMILE* love, ali
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Drat! I just reviewed this site & found a coupla silly errors: 1), how in heck did my VERY verbose entry wind up printed TWICE?!, and 2), was my face red when I surfed further (try sayin' that 6 times twice; ick!) and saw that there are at least two more-
ppropriate sites I could've sent my "comments" to! (No awful puns here, please---I can think of about a KAZILLION of 'em, my OWN impulsive self!---To quote Homer Simpson, "D'UH!")
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My gosh!---I didn't know this kind of thing en existed! What a wonderful way for an Army-brat like me to go to a class reunion! Oh: in case nobody here remembers me, I'll try some possible "memory-reboots". I'm tall (5'8"), w/ long blonde hair and blue ey
s. I spent my sophomore and junior years there (we moved back to our N.C. address). Some of my teachers were: Mr. Glossop, Mrs.Pietsch, Miss Thomas, Mr. Andreson, and Mrs. Orf. If I still don't ring any bells, I'm not too surprised--I was appallingly self
righteous, preachy, childish, and even more loquacious than I am now. Please don't hold that too much against me, though, if you DO remember me now; I was just a very "late bloomer", I think. And I'd love getting email from anybody who does remember me!
(Oh, and one other hint: I also used to love to sketch, and frequently!--Still do, actually; I've been a professional graphic artist since '78. Fun!)---ANYway, enough of all my "yak-yak"! Write!
And "guten nacht" for now.
-------Beth ("Canvas-Canary") Jackson
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Interesting and weird...just like Al.....!
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aw, jeeze, you're a proud Canadian so I can't say anything nasty (Not that I would anyway). Of course, I won;t say anything nice either. :)
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and I see your site is still just as funny as always have you ever considered a full time job as a comedian???
No Canadia has not invaded the US YET !! BUT LOOK OUT WHEN WE DO ITS YOU WE WILL BE COMING FOR.
LOL...take care miss you as always stop in and say hi maybe have a coffee sometime. wink wink luv,Kerry
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I have been here ... seen it done and got a glue gun tofix it
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Hey, what a cool site...I know it took a lot of time....I will be back when I have some more time...take care...
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Loads pretty quick for me Al.
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Your page is a riot. I thouroughly enjoyed my visit.Thanks for visiting my page and signing the guestbook. It's pretty neat that you attended school in Germany! I took German as my foreign language in college and wanted to study over there for a semeste
....well..plans change.(: Oh well!
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Al... I'm overcome. Like you, I despair sometimes of finding originality... but when I clicked on 'interests', I knew I'd found a friend. Intelligent commentary from a non-grammatically challenged human soul... nirvana! The sense of humor is an added b
nus, and if you keep a running commentary on the bottom of that page, I'll be forced to come back. From the foothills of the Canadian Rockies, I salute you. - Heather Long - Calgary
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Al, I had to visit my fellow Insanity members. I can see why you earned the honor. Were you always the way you are or did it happen gradually? My husband Jim has a similar type of humor. I have a
.jpg for you I'll look for it. You are so creative and it is so nice to see a guy who cares so much for his family. Your home and gardens are lovely.
Keep up the good work and remember the world needs us to keep it on axis or is that taxes?
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Thanks for visiting my website.....
I had a nice visit....!!
~~~Dee~~~
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Hi :-) ok well my face still hasn't relaxed from smiling... I found stuff on your Humour page I never thought I'd see! Very nice & entertaining stay I had. And thank you for signing my Slam Book, loved your answers *smile*! Take care~
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Hello there, was just surf'in throu' so I took some time to sign your guestbook! Cooool Site!!!!! Stop by and see mine or Lisa's site! Take it easy and keep up the Cooool work here! C-ya... >>>~~~~~~~~~~> Treay
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Of course we suck! We're FLEAS!!!
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Hi Al! Thanks for stopping by my page and signing my guestbook. Yup, I'm a third year senior in college but guess what? I'm graduating this December with a B.A. degree! FINALLY! *laugh*
To make it sound better... and technically, I'm a 2 1/2 year senior! Well, I better hit your links. See yah around and take care!
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Strange, very strange!! Thanks for the...ummm..experience. Indigo
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Nice page that you have here. I especially enjoyed your humor links, Keep up the good work!
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Uncle Al, thanks the page loads much faster ...
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ok...now I'm gonna print that page out and send it to my brother...(he's so stuck he doesn't even have email yet...)By the way...driving around with all them "pom poms" is GREAT advertising...
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...ummm well according to the criteria, I do not have the dreaded SISS disorder, however, I am evidencing symptoms!
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I knew only Ali could have sent you here the minute I started reading this! ROTFLMAO!!! I have bookmarked your site so I can come back and laugh some more! Yes my hubby was an Army Brat!His dad spent 30 years as a Intelligence Officer(none rubbed off on
im however)He then spent 22 as a Helicopter Pilot and he still has that whop whop in his head??????He was born at Martin Army Hospital(thus the name Martin Army)He went to school in Germany don't remember when,I ask him.He would love your site and I will
ave him take a look when he returns home from teaching kids how to mutilate each other(JROTC instructor) Thanks for the great laughs and I shall RETURN!!!
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This is becouse I couldn't find where I had signed this before if I did and one army brat needs to be sure she leaves her boot prints on your site since you left yours on mine, I know I did e-mail you but had time on my hands and decided to check things o
t again and so here I am, I see a poet of mine signed this thing she is realy good isn't she? You know you are always welcome to my gallery for a good read and to enjoy the fractal art......
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Absolutely useless!
Keep up the good work
James Orfeur, London, England
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You never cease to amaze me and make me laugh. The email on the beatles was so damn cute ... and thanks for signing in yet again ... I always appreciate the spider patrol up there
by the way ..you mentioned a book ..something with a castle in it.. one of the books by PD .. what was it again?
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm...nice site.....love the ..well road kill.....makes you think about ...looking both ways when you cross...... ;-) ...keep making ...well....i suppose...i think ...i mean.....all of us web surfers .....thinking .
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Hello! Wanted to say thanks for signing my guest book and return the favor by visiting your site and geez oh man...I got hooked! You have a wonderfully funny and informative website here! I've had the best time cruising through your pages. From what I
could tell, I believe you were in San Francisco about the same time I was...man, I loved it out there. I was a flight attendant with TWA back in the early 70's. I lived in Burlingame, close to the airport. I think I still have a hangover from the winer
es in Napa Valley! Back then, Rod McKuen was an idol, hippies on all the corners, drinking Irish Coffees at the Buena Vista -- wonder if that's still there...
Again, you have an interesting and very funny site. I absolutely love your sense of humor!
Thanks for all the memories, the pictures, and the wonderful smiles. I've enjoyed myself here.
Your poet friend,
CJ
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Loved my visit here but then I like Springer, too. Hmmmmmm...
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I love your sense of humor. I had a great time browsing through your page. I'll be back to finish looking at the rest of it. THAT'S RIGHT, I didn't look through your whole page. I'm being commonly courteous and signing your guestbook. P.S. That hair
tyle of yours in the photo is very cockatiel-like. Take care, and keep up the great work.... Serena
| Name: Bad Bunny | My URL: Visit Me |
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Cool page Thanks for letting me sign your guestbook
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Hey Al!! Just back again to see what was happenin'! I sort of got caught up in some of your links... Exploding whales, hey? Who would've thought?... I suppose I should've known... If something like that is out there, You'd be the one to find it! :-) H
ve a good one and I'll be back soon~~Lara
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I usually don't sign my own GB but, isn't it a shame that such an obviously intelligent individual (with impeccable taste too...) like Susan didn't leave an email or URL?
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What can I say? It's terrific, polished, well written, humourous and interesting. Excellent!!
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Wanted to pay a return visit to let you know that
I am sure when you were talking about "properly
preparing" Lamb that you meant grooming and perfuming!!!
Chezz_ - 10/12/98 05:46:58
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/FashionAvenue/8515
My Email:chezz_@hotmail.com
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Great..net surfing...and intestinal cramps....Olestra is SUCH a great product....
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Excellent site...I enjoyed my visit very much and will be back.:o)
Cindy - 10/11/98 15:21:58
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Heartland/Acres/8340
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Hi, short attention span?? hahaha Thats ok I haven't had a chance to update things at my place yet. Trying to get a holiday page done. Got depressed when i went looking for my last years holiday pages only to find they had been deleted. Ugh!GRRR! on the r
bbits note Peter got fixed but before he did he did his dirty deed and we now have 15! fuzzy cable hungry critters running around! Thank god it's warm and there all outside!
Thanks for dropping by for the revist.I'm still looking for all my pics of germany. Found some ugly base housing pics! Not up yet but will get them there! Have a good one!
Always looking at the funny side!
Cindy K-Town "79"
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Lakat told me that I would like your sense of humor and she was right!! I am one of the guys she moved from California with. When we had lunch the other day she said to check out your page, so here I am. Aren't you the lucky one. LOL Just kidding. I
m also a military brat and am used to moving every couple of years. I actually enjoyed it. I was the only one at my high school that could say they lived in Saudi Arabia. Well, except for my twin brother that is. But we won't count him ok.
Have I bored you yet?? Sorry, just thought I would tell you that I stopped by and enjoyed the visit. Btw.... Laguna is beautiful this time of year!!! One of the things I miss now that I live in Missouri. Take care and I will stop by again soon.
Michael
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LOL..loved your page :)Absolutely brilliant.
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LOL...ur pretty funny....ur great at ur job too...sold me that camcorder within mere seconds LOL..come visit me in citydownunder at talkcity....see you soon....LOVE UR PAGE BY THE WAY....
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Greetings! Thanks a million for stopping by my page and signing my guestbook. I found your page quite original and I enjoyed looking through it. Re: adding links of my interest to my page; I don't like to add too many links to other places because the
ain object is to read my page. I know that's selfish, but I want people to hang around long enough to get the gist of my efforts. Granted I do have links to other places, and I think that's enough for now. Anyway, I appreciate your comment. It's hones
and I enjoy candid comments more so that "nice page" comments that do not contain any substance! Good Luck! Lord Orman.
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You must have had a very interesting bringing up being in so many different place what a neat way to live. Your pic's are great but do take a long time down loading mybe make them a little smaller, it might speed them up some.D Please drop by and visit me
and do sign the guest book so I'll know you have been by.
http://haha/idon'trememberit!/ohgeez/youknowitalready.com!
My Email:queenusa@hotmail.com
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Psssst....hey....hey Muelita....how are ya?!
Have a few minutes online and it seemed a good time to drop you some keys ;-)
She Ka Go is fantabulous!!! Miss yackin with you,
btw...what in the hell happened to Pathfinder?! Where did it go?!!!! I knew y'all would cook that place into a meltdown someday ...drop me an e sometime and let me know how the Gig is going for you.
truly me,
LindaKaye
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You are quite the humorous guy. I enjoyed reading your entire first page, and yes, I chuckled a time or two. Come visit me sometime. Take care! Sweet dreams always!
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hmmmmmm.....site is as good as ever.....just dropped by to let you know the spackling did not go well .....will have to tell you what happened some time.....take care ....speters...
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This Page Is Cool!!!
http://www.angelfire.com/me/sweetkerry/
My Email:fyfe@yesic.com
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Just thought I would heighten my day by re-visiting your waste o bandwith. It always makes me feel soo intelligent LOL. Again you have put a huge smile on my face and I am not sure yet again how you have done it. Nice to see so many of your pictures you d
such amazing things with your scanner.
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Everytime I visit your page it seems like i left something out...today saw your family pages...very nice family...ahh and Laguna Beach...memories...take care Al..will stop by again and see what I missed...lol
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Hey Al,
I just wanted you to know that I am glad that you became my first cyber friend! I love your sense of humor and your way of looking at the universe!
Keep it up!
Lisa
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Thanks for your kind comments in my guestbook. I enjoyed my visit to your site - I've seen that roadkill picture before but you had a perfec
caption to go along with it. Wonderful work, and good luck with it in the future! :)
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Hi, Just wanted to say thanks for stopping back by my site.Found some more old pics from places like frankfurt zoo and stuff so once i learn how to use my scanner i'll get em up on my page.BTW I Enjoyed your new pick of the road kill. UMMM this cause me c
ncern.:( But also may inspire me to add a road kill recipe page! HAHAHA!!) Any ways thanks for dropping back by as always i enjoyed my vist to your site! It's great! DID you see your link ;)
Cindy's Place
PS. I like the Roo gif you left!
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Hiya Al! I gather that you are the deep genious??? How goes it around the Sound? Do you miss Keiko yet?
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Hi! Great page you have here. Yes, I actually read-not all, but some of it and it was quite nice. Thanks for signing my guestbook. Keep up the good work and I'll stop back again sometime.
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Your sense of humor is great! I didn't think it was a waste of bandwidth!
Now, was it REALLY the New Mexico wind or a bad hair day?
Thanks for your help at CC. I just opened up the box to the camera -- NO! I'm not going to videotape my daughter walking and then return it! :-)
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Hi.
Thanks for signing our guestbook at "Weird and Wired" and saying
such nice things. Love your page even tho I've
only browsed it briefly so far. You have a very good sense of humour.
Posy
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i came, i saw, i laughed!
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Hippity Hop...look who came out to play.
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Al.
Loved your site and the humor you exibit. Glad you had some good times in Columbus. I still live here and have for the past 30 years, minus the 4 years spent in Cleveland, Ohio (1980-83).
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Your homepage is real kewl.... Like your humor.
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Quit leaving your animals around our guestbook. The darn 'Roo's kicked our dog and is eating us out of house and home.
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I also lived in Japan as a child ;o) from 78 - 81 : Yokohama.
And I also study psyc.
Thank you for visiting my insanity ;o)
Best wishes to you from Cathrine in Oslo, Norway.
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Thanks for the Kangaroo ... or is that an overzealous bunny .. lets go for salsa since I am still in this hell called Arizona
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Al~~
Decided to go through your life lessons and partake of all your wisdom... Ended up copying and sending bits and pieces to various people I know as they applied... and laughing hysterically as I did it... Here I'd been, trying to steal the neighbors paper
after the dawn-- that tip will sure help... Thanks for brightening up my evening once again!
Lara
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Hey Al !
Thanks a mill for signing my Zoo's guestbook - I'm glad you liked the pics.
I loved my visit here ! Your great sense of humour makes this site a very enjoyable one.
I'm only just back from a vacation on Milos island (hence the delay in visiting). And you wouldn't recognize Spetsai if you visited again ... "civilization" has taken over ...
Seeing we share musical interests as well - please visit my Music Corner when and if you have some time.
All the best
Ralph
My Email:dgreatho@comp.uark.edu
Hi Al!
I am visiting with my granddaughter and her family in Illinois. Her other grandmother was showing me a site on the WEB that she really liked, and I thought about you. The sight that she found is also on Geocities and it's called Double Fantasy. It is t
e home page of a woman named Brigette. I think she lives someplace close to you! Its a neat site. See what you think.
Bye the way, are you going to the reunion in Atlanta next month? I'm not going this year, but Ithought that if we could get several people from our class together next year it would be neat! It will be our 30 year anniversary. What do you think?
Have a nice Labor day weekend!
Denise
Wellesley Wacko - 09/04/98 14:22:51
My URL:Psycho Ward of Wellesley Hospital, 7th Fl.">The Psycho Ward of Wellesley Hospital, 7th Fl.
My Email:Must go through Doctor first!
This is all your fault you know???? I wouldn't be here if I hadn't taken your advice! Phoned those U.P.S. and Federal Express guys. They both arrived at the same time. Told them I needed an urgent overnight run. That Uncle Skip
y really needed it, and that I boxed it up for him and now had to get it to him fast! They took one look in the box, started to fight over it, called the police, who called some guys in funny white suits. The police took the 2 nuts to the emerg
ncy room for their cuts and scrapes and gave me a new coat and took me to the 7th floor. This is all your fault! Now I'm here, everyone has to do without, and the police now have your package! They say they were taking it for analysis..... An
you owe me a manicure, I broke a nail using it to pick the damn lock on my door to get to a computer to send you this message!
Jan Bolles '66 - 09/04/98 03:54:47
My Email:JBolles174@aol.com
Just wanted to say thanks for the world history lesson . I enjoyed it Baker High Folks are best !
Nicole 
- 09/04/98 03:32:11
My URL:http://www.49.com/~nicole/
My Email:nicole@49.com
Very interesting work. I love the "driveby1.gif" how did you do that? I snooped around your family page. The Celtic art of Susan's was nice! You could use that for Christmas cards.
Wacko's Unite! - 09/01/98 15:25:57
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~I_want/index.html
My Email:you know it by now that is for sure!
If I knew you were coming I'd a baked a cake! If I could mail ya one I would but for some strange reason I don't think it would arrive looking as it did when I finished it, or edible even by then. But.. you know where I live, drop by some time...
Hell of a long way to go for a piece of cake eh? Well, since it is you, you can indulge and have the whole thing! I take it it is the chocolate/coffee one with the butterflies that you are drooling over? It usually is, I make that one a lot... Btw, I'm
aking this weekend. Breads and cake and I know how you love fresh baked bread! Should I set aside some time for company? Talk to you later...
Deni - 08/29/98 21:45:04
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/athens/oracle/7900
My Email:caregiver@chatmasters.com
Ahh, the provider of jerky still giggles at your humor Al..Love the new pics!
Mark Liddington - 08/28/98 11:02:47
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~leata
My Email:starstream@bigfoot.com
Great page, if I was making a cake which had to contain only the strangest ingredients, would you lend me your toenails?
judyth - 08/28/98 00:13:50
My URL:http://webhome.idirect.com/~goodthng/
My Email:goodthng@idirect.com
hey! I really enjoyed looking through your pages! http://www.oocities.org/who cares
Hey Ma Al, seems i just got mail from an Uncle Al, I sure have a lot of Als in my family ... ha ha ha your humor is keeping me going today .. keep it up...
Smoon - 08/23/98 06:13:28
My URL:http://members.theglobe.com/raej/
My Email:smoongirl@juno.com
Getting better all the time Al. That poor cat! I'll catch ya later.
Rick - 08/23/98 03:41:36
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~RickT/rick.html
My Email:rolling_rick@stones.com
Kewl page! I am just checking out other members of the NATPMOTW. And you were in line. Come on over to my JAUP page.
Nazar78 - 08/22/98 22:47:40
My URL:http://home.pacific.net.sg/~magnaz78
My Email:magnaz78@pacific.net.sg
Hi there. You've got a nice look'in homepage here. Keep up the good work ok. I got to go now and bubbye.
DEMO98 (alex) - 08/22/98 05:10:36
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/yosemite/gorge/6132
My Email:alexstout@yahoo.com
LOL GREAT SITE! So...us old PFer's are still alive and kicking good to see! ill be sending your site to friends!!
Miranda - 08/18/98 23:07:27
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Rampart/7812/
My Email:bookworm119@hotmail.com
Nice page! Thanks for signing my guestbook, and
I'm glad I returned the favor. Thanks a lot for
critiqing my Beatle essay. Keep up the good work!
Meredith - 08/18/98 16:19:40
My URL:http://www.syix.com/bevans/merf
My Email:Merfy@syix.com
Interesting page! I haven't seen many like it. Looks great though! Good format and unique. Check out my site sometime! Bye!
Kelly Holmes - 08/18/98 00:55:21
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/CollegePark/2639
My Email:kelly.holmes@natinst.com
Thanks for visiting my page and keep up the good work!
Paula and Steve - 08/17/98 20:55:29
My URL:http://www.stairhaven.demon.co.uk
My Email:SteveO@stairhaven.demon.co.uk
Just paying a return visit.
Somehow, we now realise that there are bigger wasters of bandwidth than ourselves.
l i n d s a y - 08/14/98 20:34:38
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/soho/square/8480/
My Email:allmine@lovergirl.com
Comments:
Hi. Thanks so much for signing my guestbook! I just surfed through your page, and let me tell you... you New Mexicans are all alike! My boyfriend (and best friend) is from NM, and it's odd how your sense of humor is so similar. He is from Silver City, jus
three hours away from Las Cruces. Well, I enjoyed your site, and your humor, and I'll be back for more sometime. Keep up the good work!
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Hi,
thanks for signing my guestbook, my husband played also in Germany in the sixties, maybe you now the name The Buffoons from Holland?
my compliments for your page and many greetings from Maria.
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Anybody want to take a shot at translating the previous message from Portuguese into, say, Lithuanian? Ok, I'll settle for english.....
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O que é a palavra? Meu guestbook trabalha novamente. São Peachy
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Hiya! Nice homepage u got here. Yes, I did smile as I read thru' the contents. I like the deco, backgrd, the way u phrase your sentences.... everything! I also wanna thank u for visiting my homespace. Pop in again if u have time.
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Your website is a gas! It is very very funny. I had alot of fun laughing and reading. Good sense of humor. I like it, I like it. Thanks for being here to cheer people like me up.
Live Long and Prosper,
Linkie
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Al--
I almost... I said "almost"... missed the "Floral Burst" pic. on the bottom of your destinations page~~ glad I didn't miss it because, after I stared at it for awhile, I laughed so hard I had to pee. (Somethings just get me that way, sometimes...) Just
opped in to see what was new-- I still find things I missed the time before-- nice trait in a web-site! As always, keep it up and keep us laughing.
~~Lara
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HAHAHAHA... not quite a phenominal guy yet - you need to use a larger font size. Thoroughly enjoyed your pages, so much so that I'd like you to consider joining the InterNutz WebRing.
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hey you, is it me or has this site changed some.
i think it's all cool and i'm glad you keep coming to check on my page
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Hey! I could spend days browsing your page! ;-)
Thanks for signing my guestbook, and I'll send you a membership confirmation one of these days...
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Very funny!!! I enjoyed your site very much. Thanks for visiting my site, also and signing my guestbook.
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This site is pure comedy. A lot of sites promise a waste of bandwidth, but fail to deliver. Your site, on the other hand, has been created completely and unquestionably without need nor function.
You'll be happy to know that I've bookmarked i
several times (just in case, heaven forbid, I may accidentally lose one).
Thanks for a much needed laugh.
http://www.oocities.org/FashionAvenue/8515
My Email:chezz_@hotmail.com
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Dropped by to see if I could find a pic to "makeover.." Been a while since I was here...I laughed way harder than I should of at the "road" picture on the main page...
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I'm enjoying your website! It isn't the same old drivel I find on most sites. I like the pics and your sense of humor. (smile)
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Hey Al, I love the new look. I was gratified to find out that I am not psychic. What a load off my mind! I loved the Humble Bumble site as well. Anyway, just wanted to say hello, now I have to go change my site around, you've put me to shame. Again.<
r>
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Thank you so much for stopping by my site!
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Hi, I was around the neighbourhood and stumbled to your page somehow. Well, I really enjoyed reading the about the band stuff and SR. Really cool. Ok then, Good Luck and BRING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT!
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needed some smiles so i came to your site.....did the job for me ......
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So nice to see you are back in the land of oz friend. Nice new page too.... I'm going to enjoy it as much as the last one. See ya later!
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Fantastic Site, I laughed all the way through it. You deserve an award man. Congratulations! CyberGear's Domain would like to present you with our
"1998 Titanic Navigation Award" for web site originality and design.
Keep up the good work and come visit us some time!
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I still think you are wonderful!
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well, I saw that you had signed my book so I thought I would stop by. Love the PROZAC ad. It cracked me up. Stop back by THE PAGE anytime.
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Whole lot of MUMBO-JUMBO here!!! Stop by THE PAGE if your out surfin and be sure to sign THE GUESTBOOK if you get a chance.
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You out did yourself this time Al. Do they allow you internet access in the mental home?? ;-)
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Hi Ber,
Its me that horrible nephew of yours, - yes ITS IAIN MACKENZIE. I'm at a cyber cafe here on the net. Well, sort of - they dont serve food. Anyway I agree your page is a waste of Bandwidth! Naa I'm just joking - its hilarious. So have a good time, and
say hi to Granny.
Love from Iain
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Been a long time Mue!! Hang in there. :-)
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Hey Al!
This is my second time back and I thought I'd finally sign the ole guestbook... (And, I did READ the "Interests" page... every word... by the way...)
I can always tell when I've hit a great site because, first, I spend much more time then I expected sitting in front of the computer because of it~~ Second, I actually find myself reading all the writing instead of just the first paragraph and then hittin
the scroll bar~~ And Last, I find myself chuckling out loud (I never LOL, you see.) or crying during my visit.
Your Waste of Bandwidth satisfied all three... (You may be happy to know that your "drivel" made me chuckle, not cry...)
Keep up this excellent work and I'll be back!
Lara
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Hi Al, hope this worm works out alright...just trying to return the favor for the wonderful platypus you left for me!! Hope all is well.
JJ
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hey,
i like the pic of the cat,
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I just realized something - Al's cat looks about as tortured as my cats. Those poor poor felines.
Neat page though!!!
ps....cow tipping is fulfilling in many ways but it only annoys you and pisses off the cow.
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nice interesting site.
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thanks for coming to my page
returning the fav
sam
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Loved the braille icon. I'm also a military brat in the air force. Joined the army at 21 and served in Katterbach, Germany for three years
Only served three and 1/2 years. Live in Sugar Land, TX where I work in Computer Aided Drafting using Autocad and Solidworks.
Great site!!!
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Why is it your counter flashes different numbers how we gonna know when you hit a million..I sent your URL to all my friends here in Canada Bye...Sweet~Kerry
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Hey Al, I finally made it down here ... sorry it only ummm took me two days to hop back here ... Every time I come back to your sight I follow a few more links .. one day you will get tired of changing and updating your links and I will have read everythi
g .... naaahhhh .. don't think so .. I do love coming down here though ...:o)
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Pleased to be of service to such a fine cause. Let us know when you reach a million. Maybe we can splurge on some reading materials or whatever you, er I mean, what ever Al needs for school.
CUL8R
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Let's make that VISITOR postings. Not that I have anything against "bisitors." Some of my best friends are bisitors......
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Can anyone tell me how to insert a CGI script to count bisitor postings?
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wow... lots of fun! particularly enjoyed the quotes page... and the links! I found out that I am NOT pure and I AM wierd. Good to know!
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wow... lots of fun! particularly enjoyed the quotes page... and the links! I found out that I am NOT pure and I AM wierd. Good to know!
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I did smile as I toured your page and enjoyed the pics very much too. You see to have a very rich and full life and I am envious and hate you!
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We enjoyed your page very much and are ready for hours o' fun visiting all the links in your humor section!!! Thanks for visiting The Main Whine, and don't forget to check back for the daily whine!!
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I did smile as I toured your page and enjoyed the pics very much too. You see to have a very rich and full life and I am envious and hate you!
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Hi Al. Great website. Really enjoyed my visit. Thanks for visiting mine. You have good taste in places to visit - Braemar and Inverness. You never know the MacKenzie connection could be there. Greetings from Inverness in Scotland
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Hi!
Thanks for you visit to my home page. sorry to say that I do not have 3 cats anylonger, since Ploem died 2 weeks ago...haven't gotten arround to changing my page yet.
Bye,
Barbara
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Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Hi! Nice page! .. we enjoyed your page & not bad, hey do you mind if we link it?
We will visit again.please go to my page and sign the guestbook thankz !
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Great site. My compliments !
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LOL! Yes, we got some pretty big sunflowers growing in my neck of the beach this time of year. Thanks for visiting my humble page. Yours is quite unique; you should be proud.
~Kelly
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Hey Al,
love when you come to see da page, but how on earth do you get that cool stuff on there? love when you do that. can't wait till you come buy again when i get more stuff up.
oh ya your site is too cool, hope you don't mind me linking it to mine. Coolness dude, catcha later
man....LOL
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Just thought i would stop by and see what you were using to waste so much bandwidth.. and it's only fair to sign your guestbook cause you signed mine. Well anyway your page is pretty spiffy and funny too i might add. I'm glad i took the time to see for my
elf.
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hey.. nice page!! looks like you put alot of work into it!! looks great!!
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cool page Thanks for visiting my web-page and signing my book
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well shoot Al, am I slow or what, i knew i missed seeing you in pf, and i didn't know you were mue..no wonder you got upset when i didn't visit you, shoot was wondering why this guy i never talk to (mue) that is would get so upset, should have known by th
great wit on your page you were fastios...dang hon, see just too many names, and i still love, love, love, your wit and humor, miss you lots hon, keep me laughing...and thanks regarding the cali page, its great when one can relate with me...smiles....ema
l me sometime, and again mue, fast, etc...etc...etc..haha, hope to see you soon
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Thanks for your message... You know, I should just create some kind of macro so that I don't have to retype that damn URL all the time... I'm always mis-typing something.
Loved your site - the pics were wonderful! Someday I will also get access to a scanner...
Alexandria - 07/07/98 02:37:20
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Heartland/Park/6167/
My Email:RN2BE@webtv.net
Great page...kinda addicting. Thanks for signing my guestbook.
Joe Shoe - 07/05/98 15:48:21
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/Coffeehouse/8981/
My Email:badbeans@usa.net
Great page. Osa goes great with that carpet. Did you buy the carpet to match the dog or the dog to match the carpet. Did they have any chichuahua's in that color?
Stephanie - 07/05/98 14:13:10
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/WestHollywood/8972
My Email:stephling@oocities.com
Actually we visit Kansas almost everyday. We just click our heels 3 times and repeat, "I want to go home, I want to go home"....and guess what?! We're automatically transported back to our home, the womb! Cool how things work out in Kansas. Yes?
Jessica - 07/04/98 19:16:50
Hello,
Interesting page you have here. You visited my
homepage yesterday (the one with the Peruvian
link), and I want to thank you. Greetings! -- Jessica :)
Ellen - 07/04/98 03:55:21
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/FashionAvenue/1296
My Email:vs_satin@oocities.com
A very witty site! My compliments! Are you aware that you might save some bandwidth by posting a picture of yourself without hair? You might have a beaver up there, but then I'm probably obsessed with beavers. Yes! We can have it all, and I plan
to.
jeanette - 07/04/98 01:43:35
My URL:http://www.eaznet.com/~jet/
My Email:jet@eaznet.com
Well I sure did enjoy my visit to your waste of bandwidth even with out the LOL's.
joanna - 07/04/98 01:42:30
My URL:http://conk.com/world/catgirl5/
My Email:catgirl5@conk.com
I like your web page
Susan - 07/02/98 13:56:30
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~sewzan/
My Email:susan6@bigfoot.com
Thanks for visiting my HP and signing my guestbook. Knew I'd like yours-and yes, I smiled as I read it. Quite an interesting life you've had. Liked your pics too.Bogie is a handsome cat, but we don't have to tell him that, do we? He already knows.
Kara Townsend - 07/02/98 13:42:55
My URL:http://www.dynamicSex.com
My Email:dwebmistress@yahoo.com
Hi! I was surfing through GeoCities and saw your page. Pretty Cool! My name is Kara. I am 24 years old and live in San Diego, CA. I have been teaching myself HTML for the last several months. Please visit my site, Kara
s dynamicSex and tell me what you think of it. I will be adding pictures of myself within the next couple days. I would love to exchange links with you! 
Tat.... - 07/02/98 11:55:30
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Paris/LeftBank/5346
My Email:elorin@usa.net
You ARE confusled, aren't you? *grin* Here's the explanation....He's from Oz. SHE is from Canada (she NOT being me, but someone else), and I am from the states but live in Germany.........all caught up now? Thanks for signing my book
....figured I'd reciprocate.
Tat
Vickie - 06/27/98 17:56:28
My URL:http://on vacation
My Email:verwatch@netcom.ca
Hey Al,
Boink-a-matic????? LOL Nice advertising Al! I was thinking of you the other day. Haven't had a chance to put pics or anything else in there yet. Just updated some of the info. Gotta put you on my favourites list..
I'm off on vacation as of today. My flight leaves at 6pm so I'm off to the airport shortly. Watch out Kentucky!!!! Crazy Canadian woman coming your way..... Will talk to you when I get back.. Take care and be good! I promise, I'll work on the homepag
soon...
Andrea - 06/24/98 04:35:30
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/heartland/prarie/5485
My Email:aowen@vvm.com
Yes, I saw your message in my guestbook. I do check it now and then. I actually saw it two days after you left it. Thanks for dropping by. I changed the page again, so you might want to go by and visit again.
Tis Me - 06/23/98 21:51:59
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Paris/Bistro/5071/
My Email:figure it out
Hey there pal, recent visitor to my place, thanks so much for making me more aware of my mistreatment of my puter....promise to hug it more often..and really will try to listen to its needs.
Feel so guilty now....lol
Luv yr site as always Al..and way to many links..still havent seen them all. Luv yr wit and charm too.
Mooo1 - 06/23/98 04:37:27
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Broadway/Balcony/2037/
My Email:amucamuc@hotmail.com
cool pages, made me LOL alot.... so glad i stoped by was the lest i could do after i gave you a head trip on my page....LOL, when it's all done stop bye again and see what else i can do for ya..
Matt ( Snobrdr ) - 06/23/98 00:59:37
My Email:Snobrdr360@hotmail
Whassup Al,
U really don't know me that well but I've heard a lot a things about ya and I thought id check out yur page. Itz kinda strange man I don't know what to make of all of it but itz funny anyway.
later
Matt
Chezz - 06/22/98 07:13:11
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/FashionAvenue/8515
My Email:chezz_@hotmail.com
Had a little visitor get lost in my guestbook...cool car dude...
popped in to see if there was any new pics...
Anton - 06/21/98 00:24:25
My URL:http://www.terravista.pt/aguaalto/1958
My Email:antonma@hotmail.com
right! u made me smile :o)
& i didn't feel it was a waste... par contre, i had a great time.
& if it is a waste of bandwidth, at least it is a neat waste...
sure i'll be back.
Beverly - 06/20/98 02:23:57
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/RainForest/Canopy/4536/
My Email:bevgen@hotmail.com
You constantly keep saying you are not making any more changes and I come back and find more changes .. that is the nature of the beast ... Fun idn't it ?? !!! He ... (darlin) I got a page that needs spellchecked ...
Deni - 06/19/98 16:30:43
My Email:Caregiver81@hotmail.com
Al, you never cease to amaze me with your wit and humor! Ya know, if someone didnt know you, they would certainly describe you using some of your nicks (certifiable, lithium etc) But I know you, and I just think you are lovably bizarre!
Michelle - 06/17/98 23:12:10
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/RainForest/Canopy/6735
My Email:mjgould@mindspring.com
Hi again!!! I am seeing your website in small doses! Like it...You are creative and funny, I like you and you sure know which part of the country to live in!! LOL Well, will be back for another chunk tomorrow maybe...Thanx for signing my book...My band
s making CD this week and i am busy, but want to be back...Also, will you let me know how you made that swirling guitar on your bands page...or where you got it if you got it from the internet....Thanks you're swell.
Bye!!
vanlinda - 06/17/98 06:18:51
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Heartland/Pointe/
My Email:vanlinda@mailexcite.com
Interesting use of space. i've fixed my guestbook, so you can now leave a message at my site andI'm working on a 'freed' Rice picture. check back periodically to see if she broke free.
Surf on by again!
Karen - 06/16/98 23:56:13
My URL:http://members.aol.com/KAB1018/index.html
My Email:kab1018@aol.com
Thanks for signing my guestbook! You left a different URL but I managed to navigate to your page somehow. I am currently dating a military brat "Navy" they sure are a different breed. Cute picture of your cat, he looks identical to my 20 pound fat cat vin
y.
Julia Ross - 06/16/98 23:56:09
My URL:http://personal.sdf.bellsouth.net/sdf/j/j/jjsojoy/Index.html
My Email:jjsojoy@bellsouth.net
Hey Al, I just came in to visit again...and also, I'll have you know, that the perfectly nice cat has whipped those two big strong dogs 3 times running! She's a true "Wildcat"
Alison - 06/16/98 23:23:24
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/4478
My Email:aligirl@hotmail.com
Jennie - 06/15/98 19:21:53
My URL:http://www.frognet.net/~jsg22/Jennie.html
My Email:jsg22@frognet.net
I'm recommending your site to my sister. YES, I have a sister. NO, she is nothing at all like me (didn't want to scare you or anything...after all, ONE is bad enough).
speters - 06/15/98 19:02:33
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/napavalley/9929/
Since...one of the most puzzling questions on my mind was.....how is it that Al is a paragon of Virtue....?.....how does one person learn that ?....well i need not wonder anymore.......thanks Al for making it all as clear as day.......forever in awe of y
u.........btw i have those same fuzzy bunny slippers.........smiles
Vickie - 06/10/98 16:53:22
My URL:http://www.netcom.ca/~verwatch/Vic.html
My Email:verwatch@netcom.ca
WOW! Is your desk really that neat and tidy? I am not only gonna need hmtl lessons but sign me up right now for "tidy desk" lessons...Please...
Took the time to check out more of your pics while waiting for the travel agent to call back..They are great. Love all your beasts...
Hope ya don't mind, gonna steal some of your ideas for my newer, better, homepage when I get the time to do it. Must put a picture of my beast in it too. And maybe some vacation shots! They will go over well. Nothing like lookin' at someone else's
acation pics...hehehe Better than slides though. You're not held captive with pics and don't have to make some funky excuse to get out of looking. LOL
Vickie - 06/09/98 22:48:49
My URL:http://www.netcom.ca/~verwatch/Vic.html
My Email:verwatch@netcom.ca
Hey you,
Loved your homepage. So glad I dropped in for a look. Too bad you forgot your addy and sent me to the comments page first...Hehehehe. Come back to mine soon. We are in the middle of construction on a new homepage on geocities and will be announcing
t on either my homepage or on "Manitu's" homepage at http://www.members.iglou.com/gary. Either that or do it the easy way and go to my homepage and just click on it from my favourites list....
See ya later...
Emma McDuff - 06/09/98 03:18:28
My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~emoiselle
My Email:emoiselle@earthlink.net
Thanks for sharing
karl - 06/08/98 01:40:29
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Southbeach/Cove/1834
My Email:karlh@mindspring.com
Loved your humor but jealous that I didn't think of it myself. That just leaves me with a good excuse though. I can say I thought of it but out of respect.....blah blah. You get the picture.
Anyway, thanks for checking out my page and reminding me of my upbringing (my parents say I don't qualify as 'raised') as an army brat mostly in Germany.
You did a really great job here and.......to heck with it; if ya don't want to see ya stuff stolen, erase my URL....LOL (j/k)
Michelle - 06/08/98 01:01:58
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/RainForest/Canopy/6735
My Email:mjgould@mindspring.com
Hi!! You don't know me...I found you on Speters
web page....guestbook actually...I am from Washington State....I tried to go to the link, was not working boo hoo.....I will visit you again, next time I will have more time to see more pictures and stuff....I like your site, yes, I AM easily amused, that
is why I made it to the bottom of your page...I like it.......See you another time...by the way, mine is a puny (pathetic) little website, just moved in.....oh well......take care
bye!
Warspite - 06/06/98 22:28:28
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/wy/thewarspite/index.html
My Email:warspite@cheyenneweb.com
Hey lad thought I would return the favor and visit your page. In fact I am still laughing, I loved it, will be back here again. Where in Wa, I may be moving there in about 4 weeks. A certain young lady have got all my attention. once again thanks lad
Gwenivir - 06/04/98 08:59:56
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/la/jenniffa
My Email:jenniffa@bellsouth.net
You certainly have a lot of character and personality. Didn't get to check it all out... too much to go through at 4am (yes, I have a life... just can't seem to find it and while I know that it's not here on your page.. well nevermind!!) Back to my search
of a life ~ciao
(\/)í$©hîëf_ - 06/04/98 05:05:02
My Email:mischief_doll@yahoo.com
Nice Page Al....you have great pets.
anyways...great pics and jokes. You are lucky you got to move around so much. I hope to be doing that as soon as I get out of college. But you are cool and I am glad you visited my page! *wink* Let me know when you put new stuff in! (\/)í$©hîëf_
Karen - 06/01/98 22:31:57
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Paris/Bistro/5071/
My Email:hillee@cybergal.com
Hi Al, well just had to come back and pay a visit to say THANKS for the birthday cyber mail..:-) is that really your email address?? lol
course now that I have visited yet again..bout time u did the same huh!! Yes get over to my place and leave me a message..just so I know not to bug you endlessly..was fun coming back..still love your site..almost as much as mine :-) c ya out there somewhe
e....
Me - 05/30/98 05:35:17
My Email:yamustknowit@causeIgetsomuchfromyou.com
Just a little note to let you know how deep my appreciation for your support (sounds like I'm running for office) runs. The personal contact from God (yeah yeah blasphemy, I know) really helped me a great deal, no matter how upset and hysterical I may be
you always amuse me greatly....and even though I didn't take your all too right advice you made me see myself and a certain nameless someone much better....hey I know it's not the promised check, but it is as good as I can do......signed.....Letting Go
come on clap for me now)
Lovely Lady - 05/28/98 23:30:30
My URL:http://angelfire.com/tx/scooterb/index.html
My Email:lovelylady_tx@hotmail.com
Loved the pic of your cat. Not to be outdone, but my pics of my cats are being scanned by my useless brother in law that takes his own sweet time...LOL
Loved your site...
Roxette aka Ellen - 05/28/98 17:42:56
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Strand/4777/
My Email:roxette81@yahoo.com
Nice page you have hear...hehe...I had the courage to read it partly !!
I found your page as you left your URL in my guestbook thanx therefore... !!!
Roxy.
cindy - 05/27/98 20:04:04
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Heartland/Acres/8340
Frist off thank you for stopping by my page and signing my book.I love your site and can relate to the storys and travel of brat life. I'll have to give ya more than a brat link. This page shouldn't remain a secert! Haven't visted all the humor sight but
will. Thanks agian for stopping by!
Dan Alexander - 05/26/98 04:47:43
My URL:http://www.fortunecity.com/bally/beckett/11/index.html
My Email:dalexander@webtv.net
From a SAHS alumni Class of 78. Surfed on and really had a good time surfing through your pages.
It is nice to see folks who don't take life or themselves too serious. Dan
Robewrt L. Thalheimer - 05/24/98 06:29:46
My Email:kinetics@ptinet.net
Hi Al,
I'm confused, can't sell cars and not shure what your e-mail address is!
Robert
Wingy - 05/19/98 16:56:45
Al, you are an absolute riot. As well as a total mess. But, that's why I'm such a fan of your reality, because you border the insane. In my life....that is reality at times.
God bless you my dear friend,
Terri
Todd - 05/16/98 05:58:05
My URL:http://www.ntsource.com/~todd19/
My Email:Tak119@aol.com
Nice page I really like it....
Jamie - 05/14/98 15:37:15
My URL:http://members.aol.com/lpnleeanne/index.html
My Email:LPNLEEANNE@aol.com
My chow Harley made me sign your book..:-) I really enjoyed your page. Its different.. something besides the same ole, webpages. Nice touch... Thanks for visiting my page, and see ya around the net..
Caramelle - 05/13/98 22:43:21
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Pier/1621/
My Email:caramelle_d@hotmail.com
ur page is HILARIOUS! I was laughing all the way through...well, actually, I haven't gone all the way thru it yet..but I will..... True entertainment
Josh - 05/10/98 06:05:27
My URL:http://www.tc.umn.edu/~fehr0015/
This page, now more than ever, is truly a complete waste of bandwidth. Congratulations Al!
Deni - 05/10/98 05:06:08
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Athens/Oracle/7900
My Email:Caregiver81@hotmail.com
Didnt see any .wav files..but guestbook seems to be working..the link to bands works fine
speters - 05/10/98 01:07:00
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/napavalley/9929/
just finishes exploring your site again.......love the music....i think it fits in perfectly......love the dogs.....wondering if you ever fixed that experiment.???????......see you in path...
Bev Kormos - 05/10/98 00:47:38
My Email:Kormos@theriver.com
What can I say, for someone that does not want people to know him ...you put a great deal of thought and energy into presentng yourself to us. It a great page Al...
Julia Ross - 05/10/98 00:27:47
My URL:http://personal.sdf.bellsouth.net/sdf/j/j/jjsojoy/Index.html
My Email:jjsojoy@bellsouth.net
Hey Al, I don't hear anything, but I sometimes circumnavigate the real world...on purpose! I'm not caught up in the Mary Kay page, and so must go. I want one of those pink cadillacs with a sticker in the rear window that says "I won it!"
Mike - 05/10/98 00:23:03
My Email:hendricks@top.monad.net
Well I tried to load the wave but it got stuck twice at 58.7 loaded. Plus for those of us with
R E A L Y slow machine it takes forever to load. Talk to you later.
Kat - 05/06/98 17:24:05
My Email:katnip38@hotmail.com
Mue...thought your sites were great..funny..and i enjoyed traveling thru, will have tocome back time and again to see everything..sorry about the delay, but you have one of the best sites that i have visited...thanks for sharing it with me
Nikki - 04/29/98 00:11:54
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/rainforest/canopy/1610
Oh Al, now I know what you meant when you looked at my homepage and said looks aren't important, but compared to your site, that's all I've got. I really think you think to much. But oh I laughed so hard reading your stuff. Now I know when I get to seri
us with life, I'll just go to your homepage and know I'm not the only one who needs help. Thanks for the chuckle
Caravelle - 04/26/98 20:51:29
My URL:http://www.frognet.net/~jsg22/Jennie.wps
I'm the one WITHOUT a nose ring.
Gigi - 04/26/98 10:39:55
My URL:http://www.freeyellow.com/members3/gigisplace
My Email:gigi@inn.nl
Hi there....Iloved your page and all the links in it...gave me some nice ideas for my own page...*smile*...thanks for the tip about the pics..I am working on that already...A friend is making them smaller for me, must be ready by the end of the week. I am
not sure what your handle is in PF by the way, but thanks for visiting my page. Add yours as bookmark and will visit here again soon. If you give me your handle I will link your page at the "Friends page" i am about to make...Take care and see ya soon
Gigi
MAL - 04/24/98 13:21:43
My Email:lilamal@aol.com
Yes, I'm online only not as much lately due to the
outdoorsy kind of weather. Spending time in the GRAVEL yard. Speaking of yards, what is all that green stuff on the ground in your front yard. Would that be some kind of GREEN FUNGUS or what?
And those big tall things? I have short green things but those look so big. Maybe it's just camera magic! I'll have to send you some new pics
for the AW page. Floyds HOME SHOWCASE is this weekend and the next. Going to go take some pics
of our stuff. Enjoyed your house, etc. pics and your Mom and you. You still look the same except SO THIN! Aren't you eating well.
Have a good weekend,
Mal
denise G. - 04/23/98 01:30:05
Howdy Al! I finally made it! Denise
Marc - 04/21/98 17:45:29
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/BourbonStreet/Delta/7151/
My Email:marchoffmann@gmx.de
very nice
and im from germany too!
Jenn (Mrs. C) - 04/21/98 06:07:55
My URL:http://come.to/mrs-cs
My Email:jcallum@idirect.com
HAHAHAHA - you're so funny. I'm still laughing! You done good here! Don't sell yourself short. Or is it false modesty?
skynrd - 04/18/98 03:22:28
My Email:wizbang@dimensional.com
love all the great jokes, Mue!!!
nice page too!
Tonya - 04/17/98 01:26:10
My URL:http://jewl25@hotmail.com
My Email:jewl25@hotmail.com
very funny I hope you get you education .. and of course the million hits........
Kevin - 04/16/98 20:26:34
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~kevin451/index.html
My Email:kevin451@hotmail.com
Hey , thanks for the link.... sorry I didnt answer but I was busy running away from the ladies...
Sometimes I feel like I am in an old Beatles movie! I need to add some humor to my page, although I hear people laugh when they see my picture! You are indeed an intelligent fish in the sea of ignorance we swim in.
Snorp - 04/16/98 06:48:05
Cogito Eggo Sum: I think therefore I am a waffle
- 04/11/98 04:48:10
dearyellowmattercustardyourdrippingfromadeaddog's eye
draw your arm up your sleeve LADDIE!
Kami - 04/10/98 18:18:59
My Email:ckami@hotmail.com
You're a twisted soul, Al. But I'm in way too deep to turn back now....
Leanne - 04/10/98 12:19:50
My Email:Leanne63@hotmail.com
You never cease to amaze me!
Connie Hicks - 04/10/98 12:01:48
Quite a witty person! I dunno if all this is on the up and up..but what the heck..I'll bite! If there is a "Al" out there..hello 'young fella'!
Pat Fox "Hank Snow's neighbor" - 04/10/98 05:39:49
My Email:zorrowks@ix.netcom.com
The EXPERIENCE had a cathartic effect on my life. No longer will I be content to just sit and stare. Drooling has lost all its excitement. Used to love the sound of duct tape being torn. Think I'm going to weep. Where's my woobie...
Tony - 04/10/98 03:26:48
My Email:tgris@acrnet.com
Enjoyed your page very much You did a very
good job. Thanks .
Tony
jackie - 04/10/98 02:37:14
My Email:njmacd@magma.ca
Great page Al, though it's obvious why your good friends with Denise...your both deranged...my favourite type of people!!!
Mark Hendricks - 04/10/98 02:18:19
My Email:mmmmmmark@aol.com
i think that i saw a string holding "bogey" down and will report you to the URDAILO.
Use Real Dead Animals Instead of Live Ones
have fun...
Queen - 04/09/98 23:31:18
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Shores/8061/
My Email:beernink@rconnect.com
this site wins:
Best Chuckle of the Day!!!
Josh - 04/09/98 23:28:49
My URL:http://www.tc.umn.edu/~fehr0015/
My Email:fehr0015@tc.umn.edu
I am outraged at all those pervs trying to get hits on there crappy web pages. You deserve all the attention of the brainless people, and no one else. Funny site, is good.
mm - 04/09/98 22:23:35
My Email:haha@inyour.dreams
YOU ARE WIERD
Mickey or better known as St sion - 04/09/98 20:49:38
My Email:minervalong@hotmail.com
Al, i smiled.
Jennie - 04/09/98 18:12:11
My URL:http://www.frognet.net/~jsg22/Jennie.wps
My Email:jsg22@frognet.net
*icy stare* And just WHAT, may I ask, is wrong with Animal Husbandry???
--love,
your favorite Animal Science major
Nor33 - 04/09/98 16:07:54
My Email:Nor33@Wazoo.com
Hey dude... Hi... Long time to type...
You are by far the most interesting person I know online...
Is that good or bad you wonder??? I'm not sure myself...
The Organ's have been lonely since you left and will never be the same without you...
Take care up there in the wetlands of the Northwest...
Jennie - 04/09/98 15:00:19
My URL:http://www.frognet.net/~jsg22/Jennie.wps
My Email:jsg22@frognet.net
Poor little guy...*sob* If only it weren't ball season, I could sit here every night and just reload the page over and over again. You see, there are people in this world less fortunate than Little Al...like softball moms.
Spanky - 04/09/98 07:58:18
My URL:http://www.wheredahellamI.com
My Email:Caregiver81@hotmail.com
OHHHHHHHH, poor Little Al! My heart goes out to the poor little guy! In fact, my heart is melting as I type...EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
speters - 04/08/98 16:13:23
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/napavalley/9929
My Email:speters70@hotmail.com
hey hey...had to sign....love your page....funny....way too entertaining
smiles to you
speters
mierkat - 04/08/98 07:38:43
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/wa/mierkat/index.html
My Email:mierkat@theglobe.com
TEXT BASED WEB SITES RULE!! enjoyed your page and will have to return to visit the links...and it is windy in spring in NM...i remember well...how else are the tumble weeds supposed to get around?
Candi - 04/08/98 05:27:20
My Email:Candi_u@hotmail.com
Your page is hilarious Al...Really like what you've done....Maybe you can teach me one day...
Myget - 04/06/98 03:36:31
My Email:myge@hotmail.com
I suppose you like to read and type?
Looks like you put a lot of work into this page,
Good Work!
Diana Stubbs - 03/31/98 18:00:11
My URL:http://www.oocities.org
My Email:diname19@hotmail.com
Pretty funny test. Eventhough i scored as a mortitian. I got insulted. I figured i'd be a ball of laughs. haha Now I know I can't raise the dead with my personality oh well shit happens.....
Me of course - 03/31/98 06:12:55
Yeah, and so's the check, along with all the other promised ones (forgot the zipcode, you know how the post office is)
Linda - 03/28/98 00:03:26
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Shores/8061/
My Email:beernink@rconnect.com
My dear talented Muelita ;-)
you are brilliant, my friend.
your humor made me smile and I thank you.
[emotional hugs] Q
Pat Glock Caves - 03/21/98 05:46:30
My Email:pat.caves@juno.com
From one Army Brat to another --- great web site! It is so nice to hear of others who had just as insane a childhood as I. Stateside friends just can't imagine. I went to Paris on an art class field trip in 10th grade. WOW! What a life! Wouldn't ha
e traded it for anything! Good Luck!
Jennie - 03/12/98 17:21:39
My URL:http://you_know
My Email:you_know_that,_too
Hey, bud, I got the cruise pics back--sad to say, the best scenery pic has me in the foreground. Pity. Anyway, I'll have some scanned by Friday afternoon--check ICQ next time you're online and see if I'm on, and I'll send some over your way...
Ingrid Johnson - 03/06/98 19:12:25
My Email:ijohnson@rocketmail.com
I laughed, giggled, chuckled. I believe I even guffawed. Thanks for a good grin.
Mark - 02/28/98 22:57:07
My Email:markalbert@pipeline.com
Nice Web site. I'm sorry that I didn't come here before. For some reason, I thought that I already had.
I mailed the most flattering picture of me that I could find. You'll get it with the tapes.
Marcy Craig O'Dell - 02/28/98 04:15:13
My Email:cats@flash.et
Al, your site is wonderful. Love the pictures. Sure brings back lots of memories--the yearbook, the commencement announcment--pretty cool!!I'll dig around, but I never was too friendly with a camera, so probably don't have anything to add. Keep up the g
od work!!
Leon L. Sanders - 02/24/98 02:28:39
My Email:leesand@iname.com
Attended 67-69 when I graduated. I have since lost the yearbooks so my memories have fuzzed greatly over the years. Glad to communicate with others about those times.
Jennie - 02/22/98 02:07:38
My URL:http://www.frognet.net/~jsg22/Jennie.wps
My Email:jsg22@frognet.net
Well...ummm...I was gonna ask about your new "toy," but the more I think about it...I'll probably be happier not knowing, right? Now I'm gonna s-l-o-w-l-y back out of here...
roy - 02/21/98 19:18:15
My URL:http://www.rotten.com
My Email:revolt180@aol.com
well well well......nice improvements al....
havent really seen any of the old freinds lately....cuz i havent been on a comp in a while...had no time for that...took a ride on the sea of failure in a boat of self hate.....but im
good now.....trust me...well 3 days to go to the BIG DANCE...being MARDI GRAS....I plan to have to be surgically removed from the street curb on ST.CHARLES AVE...nothing like starting drinking at 6 am.....until dawn....but hey...thats NEW
ORLEANS for ya......HAPPY MARDI GRAS,YA'LL!
Rae - 02/21/98 07:14:32
My Email:smoongirl@bigfoot.com
Hi Al, just took a brief look-see at your updated site. Pretty cool huh? Oh, and I like your toy
Jo (Ellis) Long - 02/18/98 09:44:27
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Athens/Parthenon/6835/
My Email:educ8child@aol.com
I haven't yet finished looking over your web site, mostly cuz I'm laughing so much. You and I have lots in common, would love to talk to you sometime. I attendend SAHS too, a few years after you. I am also working on a site to find former classmates, hope
you will come visit me. I am not quite as adept at this stuff yet. I also majored in Psych, and speak and write like a run-on sentence, (or hadn't you noticed yet!) Hope to hear from you . . .
Jennie - 02/16/98 11:33:00
My URL:http://www.frognet.net/~jsg22/Jennie.wps
My Email:jsg22@frognet.net
Loved the Thoughts page--but you left out my favorite: "Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."--Zippy the Pinhead
Jennifer Jane - 02/15/98 08:02:27
My Email:pulpfriction2000@hotmail.com
Hey hey Mr.Mue... long time no read! I hope your loving good ol' Washington State, the rain and all that wonderful wind! Catch you later!
Kimberly - 02/09/98 19:16:41
My URL:http://pages.prodigy.com/flirtybbw/
My Email:flirtybbw@aol.com
Your sense of humor was just what I needed to pick me up - of course, I'm surfing the web in the middle of the work day, but still - the disgruntled Postal Workers icon made me laugh out loud! Cheers! :)
Me - 02/09/98 01:27:42
I think I have given you most of my comments over ICQ. I love this site and visit it with a regularity that is a bit frightening. Adore reading your stories and comments both on your life and the world in general. You really make it all come to life an
seem like a wonderfully exciting time to be alive. I will try not to cry everytime I read the Shakes part. And am I thinking this was a bit serious and so will not fit in with the other entries in here. Oy Vey, who ever said I was normal?
Jon Halter - 02/04/98 17:52:36
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Station/1927/
My Email:jhalter@oocities.com
Your name is Monica. Bob just offered you $2 million to pose. What do you do?: Seek Medical help
Your name is Bill. What do you do about the above?: FInd said Help
Do you send in your home movies too?: no
Fun Site. Where is I lived At Philmont Scout Ranch for Five years in New Mexico and loved it.
Jennie - 02/01/98 20:14:16
My URL:http://www.frognet.net/~jsg22/Jennie.wps
My Email:jsg22@frognet.net
Your name is Monica. Bob just offered you $2 million to pose. What do you do?: WOO-HOO!!! I could finally afford to send my kids to boarding school!!
Your name is Bill. What do you do about the above?: Nothing. He's seen it all already...
Do you send in your home movies too?: I dunno--how much more money would I get?
Site is lookin' good, bud!
Connielynn - 01/29/98 05:31:33
My Email:connieh@iw.net
What color is the sky in your world: rose......or maybe it's the glasses : )
Such an intellectually stimulating plethora of links. I may frequent this hangout! If I say that I like it and later change my mind, can I use the insanity plea?
Mandee etc. - 01/28/98 01:00:02
My URL:http://youknowwhereitis.com
My Email:youknowthattoo@ditto.com
What color is the sky in your world: It seems to be flesh colored these days *don't even ask*
I am so disappointed....outside of the fact that my mailbox is strangly devoid of humor.....your book has lost it's cool questions somewhere.....Send Gem out to find em
Cyndi - 01/27/98 04:39:53
My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~crfl1006/index.html
My Email:crfl1006@earthlink.net
What color is the sky in your world: chartreuse
Love your page, Al! Haven't followed all the links yet, but may come back to visit again later. Nice to know all that time on the web has finally paid off... (or has it?)
mal - 01/27/98 02:37:13
My Email:Malila@juno.com
What color is the sky in your world: very blue
Hi Al-Took 2.5 min. to reach your page. Is that what you wanted to know? And I am not going to mention the wonderful 65 degree weather!
mal - 01/27/98 02:33:46
My Email:Malila@juno.com
What color is the sky in your world: very blue
Hi Al-Took 2.5 min. to reach your page. Is that what you wanted to know? And I am not going to mention the wonderful 65 degree weather!
Jennie - 01/26/98 19:13:56
My URL:http://www.frognet.net/~jsg22/Jennie.wps
My Email:jsg22@frognet.net
What color is the sky in your world: *sigh* There ya go again, assuming that I would actually go OUTSIDE when you know damn good and well the computer is INSIDE.
Like the cube...very cool. Just like you *smile*.
Chelsea - 01/25/98 22:17:02
My URL:Someday...someday...
My Email:chezzbzz@hotmail.com
What color is the sky in your world: I'll tell you if I ever get out of this cave...
OK...so I'm finally signing...Happy? Just Kidding. Great pages, great pics, hilarious links. I'm jealous
Marky Mark - 01/25/98 08:29:49
My URL:HTML ILLITERATE
My Email:Mmmmmmark@aol.com
What color is the sky in your world: sky? is that OUTside?
Howdy Al! Very nice... I'm sure this has got to be therapeutic to open up to the world and let everyone see the inner workings of your mind!
EEEEEK! Close it! Close it back up again!!
Just kidding, keep up the work and we'll visit again soon! AWood Page IS Coming ... soon!
Andrea - 01/24/98 12:07:13
My URL:http://home.on.rogers.wave.ca/wwinkler/
My Email:silentondrea@hotmail.com
What color is the sky in your world: Purple
Helloo!! You signed mine so I'm signing yours! Have a lovely day... Cheers, Andrea.
Mark Albert - 01/21/98 15:45:41
My Email:markalbert@pipeline.com
Great Web site. A strange thing happened however. All my waiting e-mail got wipe out.
Sooshie - 01/21/98 08:08:06
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Wellesley/3463/
My Email:sooshie@hotmail.com
What color is the sky in your world: hazy shade of purple!
Mue, you been working hard in here... Okay so people only got their ankles wet walking around in my soul! SO WHAT?
Not even one tiny, insy, winsy little gif? ANYWHERE? Okay..so now you know I enjoyed your homepage..what's next on the menu?
My Geography is up the putt, so I have no idea where or what you travelled in, but if your Tardis is anything like mine...I am late for dinner!
Later man!
Soosh xxx000xxx
Tracey - 01/20/98 18:12:03
My Email:tralor@mailexcite.com
What color is the sky in your world: What sky???
Get web site. Really enjoyed it. It made me laugh which is something more of us need to do..
Woodstock aka Ashley - 01/20/98 02:17:30
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Palladium/7993
My Email:smashley69@hotmail.com
What color is the sky in your world: Psychedelic baby yeah~!!
Hey Al ol' buddy~! Great page! Its cool how you've arranged it. Kinda keeps me busy looking for more things to read or look at. Well take care and thanks for signing my guestbook~ later....
Faithful Serving Wench - 01/20/98 01:34:02
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/Cafe/9663
What color is the sky in your world: Whatever color Bob Ross paints it
Ok, I was disappointed that the questions on Kennedy are no longer...I'm right in the middle of
the Warren Commission ya know...
Lynn! - 01/19/98 06:16:11
What color is the sky in your world: Gunmetal gray
great legs.....
Vanessa - 01/19/98 00:56:34
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~YAMIHERE
My Email:grins_n_giggles@webtv.net
What color is the sky in your world: in my world there is no sky....
ammusing! I think you are as demented as me. I am pleased to know that i am not the only boggled brain in the world...bye
molly - 01/18/98 06:27:56
My Email:cjr618@pacbell.net
Who really assasinated President Kennedy?: Lyndon--he wanted the job
Was there a second assasin firing from the grassy knoll?: there was no grassy knoll!
Has or is Earth being visited by UFO's?: well, of course,didn't you see "Mars Attacks?"
Where or when are they from?: see above
Is reality subjective?: of course
What color is the sky in your world?: depends on the day
Great website, one of the best. At least it showed some immagination! BTW: LOVED THAT HENDRIX ALBUM!
michele - 01/11/98 16:46:22
My Email:michele64@hotmail.com
Favorite subhuman species: cat
Defend your choice: they don't speak
Are you paranoid?: who wants to know?
Why not?: who said that?
Are you delusional?: are you talking to me?
Prove it: i'm the only one here...
I don't need to rant and rave. Must be too repressed. I do think you're clever, though.
What does that say about me?????
Bill - 01/10/98 09:56:42
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Alley/7028/whiteho.htm
My Email:bubba@whitehouse.com
Favorite subhuman species: Ken Starr & Senator Thompson
Are you paranoid?: Wouldn't you be?
Are you delusional?: Not in the least
Prove it: Re-elected good buddy, re-elected! 'Nuff said.
Hey buddy, you said there was gonna be women here? Al & I jumped through all the links and didn't find a single one. What gives? Laughed our butts off at them bunnies though. Y'all oughta see what them boys are cooking up at Los Alamos & Groom Lake! Makes
that argon laser look like a Bic lighter. Well, gotta boogie..Ms. Prez just walked though the door...
Two Eagles - 01/10/98 07:37:53
My Email:m.mundy@gowebway.com
Favorite subhuman species: Male homo sapiens
Defend your choice: They come in handy occassionally..make that rarely..ok..every full moon.
Are you paranoid?: No
Why not?: There really are people after met
Are you delusional?: Yes
Prove it: I've been the subject of at least six xfiles
Good website Mue..like the interactive parts..we get to rag you without interruption.
Anonymous Drummer - 01/09/98 15:04:56
My Email:timeslices@awod.com
Favorite subhuman species: Drummers
Defend your choice: Did you ever hear a rock band without one?
This would be a MUCH better page if you provided the names and e-mail links for the members of Sister Ray!
Maylove (Patricia) - 01/09/98 13:58:56
My URL:http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/
Favorite subhuman species: Mue (of course)
Defend your choice: What is there to defend?
Are you paranoid?: Who me? Paranoid?
Why not?: Because I say so.
Are you delusional?: With Mue around?
Prove it: What's there to prove?
I like the site Al. Keep up the good(?) work.
Jennie - 01/09/98 13:30:17
My URL:http://www.frognet.net/~jsg22/Jennie.wps
My Email:jsg22@frognet.net
Favorite subhuman species: men
Defend your choice: A tight sweater and a Southern accent gets me anything I want from them. They're SOOOOO easy...
Are you paranoid?: Who? ME?? Why do you ask, huh??? Do YOU think I am?
Why not?: You're just asking this to bait me, aren't you?
Are you delusional?: I think so, but I might just be deluding myself.
Prove it: I'm thinking about going back to school so I can get a JOB.
Very cool site, pal, you've done it again! May I put a link to it on my humor page?
Karen - 01/09/98 03:17:25
My Email:benkar@nonline.net
Favorite subhuman species: me
Are you paranoid?: yes
Are you delusional?: yes
Prove it: i'm here
This was the best mail I got all day!
meeka - 01/09/98 01:16:11
My Email:meeka_1@hotmail.com
Favorite subhuman species: men
Defend your choice: Because even though they think they are in control, we (women) really are!!
Are you paranoid?: Yes
Why not?: I didn't say I wasn't
Are you delusional?: At times.....
Prove it: Well, its like this, Doc.....
Al, I'm impressed......thats all I have to say....
:-)
Picci - 01/08/98 23:34:34
My Email:Bevgen@hotmail.com
Favorite subhuman species: Feline
Defend your choice: they are more honest than most men ....
Are you paranoid?: certainly not
Why not?: could care less about others opinions
Are you delusional?: not in the least
Prove it: in my last life I was Lizzie Borden ... got away with it once .... why not twice ...
Mule - man ... here is the part where I am suppose to tell you I was joking about the above listed information. Well, okay .. I was joking ... so I have had honest men in my life ... and it was not 40 whacks .. that is pure sensationalism for the media
. and poetry writers ....
Roy - 01/08/98 21:45:10
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~ROY180/index.html
My Email:Mod73@aol.com
Favorite subhuman species: aparitions
Defend your choice: beleive
Are you paranoid?: why yes...yes i am
Why not?: i said i was...why dont u believe me?
Are you delusional?: whats that mean?
Prove it: prove what?...i dont know what it means
hey mue...cool page....when ya comin' back
to swampiana?
terri kazeck - 01/08/98 19:52:17
My Email:trkaz@hotmail.com
Favorite subhuman species: cyber people in pathfinder
Are you paranoid?: of course
Are you delusional?: certainly
Prove it: I'm 6' tall and 140# blonde blue eyed