Last Stand in the UWL

The ring announcer stands center ring. The only one in the ring with him is the referee. He is in a tuxedo, and has a very cool demeanor about him. He has a microphone, and has a few index cards with the notes he needs to be able to introduce the two superstars that will shortly make their way to the ring.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce you to the two UWL athletes that will be taking part in this Falls Count Anywhere match!

The crowd obviously knows who the two mean are, but appreciate this little touch that will make the match that more special.

The theme from "Halloween" begins to play, and our first competitor is on his way to the ring!

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, wearing dark red and black. He hails from the Motor City: Detroit, Michigan. He stands 6 feet, 2 inches. Weighing in at approximately 240 lbs. Regarded as one of the greatest tag team wrestlers on the planet. Also know as one of the foremost cruiserweights of his time. The master of the Guillotine leg drop and the Original Sin. This...is...Dynamite!

Dynamite walks toward the ring, with full blood-red tights on. He wears black boots, and his hands and wrists are covered in white tape. A look that is more retro, than keeping in tone with his most current look. His longer hair has been slicked backed, and he is coming into the ring, ready for war.

"Freebird" by Lynard Skynard begins to play, and the other half of this spectacular match to be his on his way to the ring.

Ring Announcer: On his way to the ring, a true legend in the UWL, and this business as a whole. Tonight will be his final match as an active competitor for the UWL. He hails from Somewhere South of Heaven. He stands 6 feet, 2 inches. Weighing in at approximately 242 lbs. A multiple UWL World Champion, and one of the pillars on which the league was built. The master of the Anti-Depressant, the Bi-Polar DDT, and the Eternal Misery. This...is...Misery!

Bill: Fans, no matter what happens, Misery takes his final bow after this match, so let's find out of he goes out staring at the lights, or staring at the crowd.
 

Misery vs. Dynamite

They lock up.
Misery uses a reverse DDT on Dynamite.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Misery goes for a slingshot suplex, but Dynamite blocks it.
Dynamite uses an STO on Misery.
Dynamite hits a shining wizard on Misery.

Bill: Dynamite is wasting no time in getting in the high impact offense.

Chris: These two guys know that if they can end it quickly tonight, they better.

Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Dynamite hits Misery.
Dynamite seemingly enjoys the boos.
Dynamite chops Misery.
Dynamite goes for a running lariat, but Misery counters it with
a dropkick to the midsection.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Misery complains about a slow count.
Misery runs into the ropes.
Dynamite hits Misery with a flapjack.
Dynamite stands in the corner.
Misery slowly gets to his feet.
Dynamite runs at Misery.
Dynamite a dropkick to the back of the head on Misery.
Misery flies over the top rope.
Misery falls to the floor.
Dynamite looks over the top rope.
Dynamite runs to the ropes.
Dynamite jumps onto him with a corkscrew plancha.

Chris: Now that's the way to get this party started.

Bill: It didn't take Dynamite long to revert back to his old ways. A beautiful corkscrew plancha over the top rope!

Dynamite throws Misery into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dynamite goes for a superkick, but Misery ducks.
Misery hits Dynamite with a jawbreaker.
Misery throws Dynamite over the guardrail.
Misery steps over the guardrail.
Misery throws Dynamite into the guardrail.
Dynamite uses an eye rake on Misery.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Dynamite nails Misery with a Soviet suplex.
Dynamite grabs a fire extinguisher.
Dynamite hits him with the fire extinguisher.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Dynamite throws Misery over the guardrail.
Dynamite steps over the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Misery gets back into the ring.
Dynamite rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Misery uses the Ruby Erosion on Dynamite.
Misery throws Dynamite out of the ring.
Misery goes for a slingshot somersault plancha, but Dynamite moves out of the way.
Misery flies into the guardrail.

Bill: Misery badly judged that one, and propelled himself right into the guardrail.

Chris: I know he wants to go out a winner, but he needs to stick to what he knows. If he tries to wrestle Dynamite's style, he's going out flat on his back.

Misery is out cold.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dynamite grabs a pitcher of water from the announce table.
Dynamite pours the water on Misery.

Chris: Rise and shine, Misery!

Dynamite nails Misery with the empty pitcher.
The pitcher shatters.

Bill: Dynamite wakes him up, only to try to knock him right back out.

Chris: Now I got glass all over me.

Bill: I think Misery just might be a little more worse off than you.

Dynamite tries to pick up Misery.
Misery grabs Dynamite by the tights, and pulls him into the ring steps.

Chris: Excellent counter by Misery!

Misery takes Dynamite down with a Russian legsweep into the ring apron.

Bill: Migrane headache for one down here!

Misery seemingly enjoys the boos.
Misery is handed the ring bell.
Misery hits him with the ring bell.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Misery throws Dynamite over the guardrail.
Misery throws Dynamite into the guardrail.
Misery smirks at his opponent.
Misery is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Misery hits Dynamite with a shotgun suplex.
Misery seemingly enjoys the boos.
Misery throws Dynamite into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Misery throws Dynamite over the guardrail.
Misery is handed brass knuckles.
Misery hits him with the knuckles.
Misery is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Misery throws Dynamite over the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Misery nails Dynamite with a slingshot suplex.
Misery flings Dynamite over a row of chairs.

Bill: And the fans scatter as Dynamite is thrown into them!

Chris: That's what they get for being there.

Bill: Where? In their seats?

Chris: Exactly.

Misery is going for the cover.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Misery complains about a slow count.
Misery whips Dynamite into the guardrail.
Misery goes for the Eternal Misery, but Dynamite counters it with a throw-off.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Misery executes an inverted DDT on Dynamite on the concrete floor.
Misery is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Misery seemingly enjoys the boos.
Misery goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Misery hits him with the knuckles.
Misery whips Dynamite into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Misery hits him with the knuckles.
Misery seemingly enjoys the boos.
Misery hits him with brass knuckles.
Misery shoves Dynamite into the guardrail.
Misery uses a DDT on Dynamite.
Misery is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Misery whips Dynamite into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Misery flings Dynamite over a row of chairs.
Misery hits him with brass knuckles.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Misery nails Dynamite with a Russian legsweep.
Misery throws Dynamite over the announce table.
Dynamite grabs a 2x4 from under the announce table.

Bill: Where did that come from?

Chris: Under the table. Weren't you watching?

Bill: Dynamite grabs his favorite weapon, and Misery is going to be looking down the wrong end of a 2x4.

Dynamite blasts Misery with the 2x4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dynamite sets up a table.
Dynamite puts Misery on the table.
Dynamite enters the ring under the bottom rope.
Dynamite climbs to the top turnbuckle.
Dynamite executes a shooting star press on Misery through the table.
The table is smashed to pieces.

Bill: A shooting star from the top to the floor! And through a table no less!

Chris: Spectacular move by Dynamite. But that one took a lot out of him...he took about as much punishment as Misery did on that one.

All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Dynamite throws Misery into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dynamite throws Misery over the guardrail.
Dynamite hits a tiger driver on Misery.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Dynamite grabs Earl Hebner by the shirt.
Misery catches Dynamite totally by surprise.
Misery executes the Eternal Misery on Dynamite on the concrete floor.
The cheers for Misery are drowning out the boos.
Misery goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Bill: Dynamite is damn lucky to still be in this match. That is what happens when you don't pay attention out there.

They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Misery nails Dynamite with a belly-to-back suplex.
Misery goes for a no-look reverse tombstone, but Dynamite counters it with a sunset flip.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Misery covers Dynamite.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Misery shoves Dynamite into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Dynamite executes the Ace Crusher on Misery.
The crowd is wildly cheering Dynamite with only a few scattered boos audible.
Dynamite is handed the 2x4.
Dynamite hits him with the 2x4.
Dynamite shoves Misery into the guardrail.
Dynamite executes a fireman's carry into a flapjack on Misery.
Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Dynamite licks his finger and tests the air..
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Dynamite.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Dynamite goes for a snap suplex, but Misery counters it with a vertical suplex.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Dynamite takes Misery down with a tiger driver.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Dynamite grabs the 2x4.
Dynamite swings the 2x4, but Misery ducks out of the way.
Misery hits Dynamite with a superkick through the 2x4.

Chris: Misery puts his boot right through the board, and right upside Dynamite's head.

Bill: That was one powerful kick, as Dynamite's weapon has been split in half!

Misery reaches into his tights, and pulls out a two inch metal spike.
Misery hits him with the two inch metal spike.
The crowd is wildly cheering Misery with only a few scattered boos audible.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Misery takes a swing at Dynamite with the two inch metal spike, but he
gets out of the way.
Dynamite snatches the two inch metal spike. from him.
Dynamite hits him with the two inch metal spike.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Dynamite.
Dynamite drags the two inch metal spike across Misery's forehead.
Misery is busted wide open.

Chris: We have a gusher!

Bill: Misery was not kidding around when he brought that spike into play, and now he is paying the price for it.

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dynamite throws Misery over the guardrail.
Dynamite goes for a backspin DDT, but Misery blocks it.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Misery hits Dynamite with the Running Forearm Smash.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Misery throws Dynamite into the guardrail.
Misery takes Dynamite down with a spinebuster.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Misery shoves Dynamite into the guardrail.
Misery grba the two inch metal spike.
Misery hits him with the two inch metal spike.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Misery goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Dynamite counters it with a backdrop.
Dynamite goes for a backspin DDT, but Misery counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is wildly cheering Misery with only a few scattered boos audible.
Misery is handed brass knuckles.
Misery hits him with the knuckles.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Misery goes for Miserable End, but Dynamite blocks it.
Dynamite flings Misery over a row of chairs.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Dynamite.
Dynamite is handed brass knuckles.
Dynamite hits him with the knuckles.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Dynamite hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Dynamite.
Dynamite hits him with the knuckles.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Misery goes for a spinebuster, but Dynamite counters it with a kick to the head.
In turn, Misery counters it with a duck-down move.
Misery nails Dynamite with the Running Forearm Smash.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Misery is handed the ring bell.
Misery hits him with the ring bell.
Misery uses the Anti-Depressant on Dynamite.

Chris: Why is he not going for the win?

Bill: I have no idea. Maybe he is looking to further cement his place in UWL history.

Chris: Well, he is going to do it with a loss if he isn't careful.

Misery doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Misery hits him with the ring bell.
Misery goes for an armbar submission, but Dynamite blocks it.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Misery goes for Miserable End, but Dynamite blocks it.
Dynamite hits Misery with a low blow.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Dynamite nails Misery with a superkick.
Dynamite throws Misery back into the ring.
Dynamite gives the sign for the Guillotine.
Dynamite executes the Guillotine on Misery.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Bill: Misery kicks out of the Guillotine!

Chris: Dynamite was so sure that was going to be the end, he needs to continue the attack, and not let up.

Dynamite goes for the Lionsault, but Misery blocks it.
Misery executes the Eternal Misery on Dynamite.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Misery goes for the pin, but stops Earl Hebner at two.

Bill: What the hell is Misery doing?!

Misery rolls under the ropes.
Misery is looking underneath the ring.
Misery grabs a Singapore Cane.

Bill: Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Misery rolls under the ropes into the ring.
Dynamite slowly gets to his feet.
Misery swings the Singapore Cane, but Dynamite ducks out of the way.
Misery swings the Singapore Cane at Dynamite's legs, but Dynamite jumps and hits the Original Sin.

Bill: That's some quick thinking right there!

Chris: Bullshit. Clear cut case of action and reaction. Misery acted with the Singapore cane, and Dynamite reacted with the Original Sin!

Bill: Either way, Dynamite blasted Misery right in the head, and Misery had no way to brace or protect himself, and caught the full blast of that kick.

Dynamite goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Dynamite goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Misery blocks it.
Misery goes for a gutbuster, but Dynamite blocks it.
Dynamite takes Misery down with a bulldog.
Dynamite goes for a tiger driver, but Misery blocks it.
Misery takes Dynamite down with an elbow to the head.
Misery takes Dynamite down with a fisherman buster.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Misery uses a Yakuza kick on Dynamite.
Misery nails Dynamite with a sitdown faceslam.
The crowd is wildly cheering Misery with only a few scattered boos audible.
Misery is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Misery throws Dynamite out of the ring.
Misery rolls out under the bottom rope.
Misery grabs two inch metal spike..
Misery takes a swing at Dynamite with the two inch metal spike, but he gets out of the way.
Dynamite snatches the two inch metal spike from him.
Dynamite hits him with the two inch metal spike.
Dynamite doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Dynamite nails Misery with a fireman's carry into a flapjack.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Dynamite uses the Rocker Dropper on Misery.
Dynamite doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Dynamite licks his finger and tests the air..
The crowd is wildly cheering Dynamite with only a few scattered boos audible.
Misery hits him with the two inch metal spike.
Misery doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Misery throws Dynamite into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Misery throws Dynamite over the guardrail.
Misery puts Dynamite in a figure-four leglock.
Dynamite tries to escape the hold.
Dynamite tries to fight the pain.
Dynamite is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dynamite tries to fight the pain.
Misery lets go after 28 seconds.

Chris: What is this submission bullshit? We got metal spikes out there, and Misery is using a figure-four leglock?

Bill: This is why you aren't a wrestler, Chris.

Chris: Yeah, like you are speaking from experience.

They're brawling up the aisle.
Misery hits him with the two inch metal spike.
The crowd is wildly cheering Misery with only a few scattered boos audible.
Misery covers Dynamite.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Misery throws Dynamite over the guardrail.
Misery is handed the ring bell.
Misery hits him with the ring bell.
Misery hits a German suplex on Dynamite.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Misery takes a swing at Dynamite with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way.
Dynamite snatches the ring bell from him.
Dynamite hits him with the ring bell.
The boos are resurfacing again.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Dynamite takes Misery down with a fireman's carry into a flapjack.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Dynamite runs Misery into the arena wall.

Chris: Simple...but effective.

They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Dynamite gets a boot choke on Misery.
Misery is struggling to get out of the hold.
Misery tries to escape the hold.
Dynamite lets go after 12 seconds.
Dynamite hits the Rocker Dropper on Misery.
Dynamite runs Misery into the arena wall.
The boos are resurfacing again.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Dynamite takes Misery down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Dynamite goes for a twisting moonsault, but Misery gets his knees up.
Misery is handed the ring bell.
Misery hits him with the ring bell.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Misery goes for an elbow to the head, but Dynamite blocks it.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Dynamite goes for a snap suplex, but Misery counters it with a vertical suplex.
Misery sets up a table.
Misery sets up Dynamite on the table.
Misery executes the Misery's Own through the table.

Chris: If Misery doesn't start going for pins, he is going to lose this match.

Bill: Maybe that's not his goal.

Chris: Did being thrown into the wall scramble his brain or something?

The table didn't break.
Misery doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Misery goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Dynamite counters it with a backdrop.
Dynamite goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Misery blocks it.
Misery hits him with the ring bell.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Misery hits him with the ring bell.
Misery doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Misery hits a bodyslam on Dynamite.
Misery hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd is wildly cheering Misery with only a few scattered boos audible.
Misery sets up a table.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Misery hits him with the ring bell.
Misery doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Misery sets up Dynamite on the table.
Misery tries to drive Dynamite through the table with Anti-Depressant, but he blocks it.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Dynamite runs Misery into the stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Misery executes the Eternal Misery on Dynamite on the concrete floor.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Misery goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Dynamite grabs the ring bell from him.
Dynamite hits a superkick on Misery.
Dynamite hits him with the ring bell.
Dynamite covers Misery.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Dynamite hits him with the ring bell.
The boos are resurfacing again.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Dynamite locks Misery in a chinlock deathlock submission.

Chris: More submissions!

Bill: Dynamite is thinking out there. A few shots from the ringbell, followed up by a chinlock submission. That's the way to do it.

Misery is writhing in pain.
Earl Hebner tells Misery to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Misery nods.
Earl Hebner asks Misery if he's still there.
Misery nods.
Dynamite lets go after 25 seconds.
Dynamite licks his finger and tests the air.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Dynamite is handed the ring bell.
Dynamite hits him with the ring bell.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Misery executes a Russian legsweep on Dynamite.
Misery is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Misery nails Dynamite with a DDT.
The boos are resurfacing again.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Misery nails Dynamite with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is wildly cheering Misery with only a few scattered boos audible.
Misery is handed a baseball bat.
Misery takes a swing at Dynamite with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way.
Dynamite snatches the baseball bat from him.
Dynamite hits him with the baseball bat.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Dynamite catches Misery in a cobra clutch.
Misery tries to fight the pain.
Dynamite lets go after 21 seconds.
Dynamite is going for the cover.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Dynamite grabs a chair.
Dynamite sets up the chair.
Dynamite nails Misery with a DDT onto the chair.
The boos are resurfacing again.
They are fighting down the stairs.
Dynamite hits a backspin DDT on Misery.
Misery is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Bill: Whoever wins this match is going to really have to pay the price to do it.

Chris: Someone is going to have to do something drastic, because nothing else seems to be cutting it.

They're brawling on the first floor.
Misery is handed a frying pan.
Misery hits him with the frying pan.
The boos are resurfacing again.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Misery hits him with the frying pan.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Misery hits him with the frying pan.
Misery doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Dynamite hits Misery with a Northern Lights suplex.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Dynamite uses a backspin DDT on Misery.
Dynamite doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Dynamite executes a superkick on Misery.
Misery chokes him with a frying pan.
Misery gets an armbar submission on Dynamite.
Misery lets go after 25 seconds.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Misery nails Dynamite with a brain buster.
The cheers for Misery are drowning out the boos.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Misery is handed brass knuckles.
Misery hits him with the knuckles.
Misery doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Misery nails Dynamite with a belly-to-back suplex.
Misery hits him with brass knuckles.
Misery gets the Oriental Spike on Dynamite.
Dynamite tries to escape the hold.
Misery lets go after 14 seconds.
Misery hits him with the knuckles.
Misery doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Misery is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Misery hits him with brass knuckles.

Bill: These guys are about two seconds away from abandoning all thoughts of wrestling moves, and blasting each other with everything they see.

Chris: We passed those two seconds about three minutes ago.

They're brawling up the aisle.
Misery hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is wildly cheering Misery with only a few scattered boos audible.
Misery hits him with brass knuckles.
Misery shoves Dynamite into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Misery smirks at his opponent.
Misery doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Misery hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is wildly cheering Misery with only a few scattered boos audible.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Dynamite hits the Ace Crusher on Misery.
The crowd is wildly cheering Dynamite with only a few scattered boos audible.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Dynamite throws Misery over the guardrail.
Dynamite hits Misery with a backspin DDT.
Dynamite doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Dynamite is handed brass knuckles.
Dynamite hits him with the knuckles.
The boos are resurfacing again.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Misery grabs the knuckles from him.
Misery hits him with the knuckles.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Misery executes a flying elbowdrop on Dynamite.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Misery throws Dynamite into the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Misery whips Dynamite into the guardrail.
They are brawling on the first floor.
Dynamite nails Misery with a low blow.
Dynamite uses a snap suplex on Misery on the concrete floor.
Dynamite grabs Misery's arms, and drags him towards the stairs.
Dynamite drags Misery up the stairs.

Bill: ....this can't be good.

Chris: Sure it can!

Dynamite kicks Misery in the midsection.
They are brawling on the second floor.
Dynamite picks Misery up off the floor.
Dynamite throws Misery over the edge.
Misery falls to the first floor, through a merchandise table.
Misery hits the arena floor.

Chris: HOLY FUCK!

Bill: You can't say that on the air!

Chris: HOLY FUCK!

Bill: Will you stop!

Chris: HOLY FUCK!

Dynamite licks his finger, and tests the air.
Dynamite gives the sign for the Guillotine.
Dynamite jumps off the second floor.
Dynamite goes for the Guillotine, but Misery rolls out of the way.
Dynamite hits the arena floor.

Bill: Unbelieveable!

Chris: HOLY FUCK AGAIN!

Bill: Damn it, shut up!

Both men are fighting to stand up.
Misery gets to his feet.
Dynamite gets to his feet.
Misery executes the Bi-Polar DDT on Dynamite on the concrete floor.

Chris/Bill: HOLY FUCK !

The cheers for Misery are drowning out the boos.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Misery.
Misery goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Misery.

The winner is Misery.
Time of match: 0:30:03

Bill: Misery is going out a winner!

Chris: He definitely deserved it, that is for sure. No one can say he did not earn that win.

"Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta" by the Geto Boys plays, and CEO Beacom walks out from the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, looking out over the crowd. He has something in his hand, and he makes his way down to the ring. The people tending to Misery and Dynamite motion that Beacom is in the ring. Misery slowly hobbles his way to the ring, in obvious pain. It takes him a good two minutes to finally make it to the ring, and roll under the bottom ropes. He uses the ropes to stand, and makes his way to the middle of the ring.

Beacom: We have finally come to the end of a long journey. As long as the UWL has been standing, Misery seems to have always been a part of it in some way shape or form. There is nothing that we in the UWL can do that would match up to the contributions made by one man. But we knew we had to do something...

Beacom raises the object in his hand, and it appears to be a plaque.

Beacom: We have decided to grant Misery immediate access and entry to the UWL Hall of Fame. Misery, you deserve this, and thanks for all you have done here. You will never be forgotten.

Beacom hands the plaque to Misery, and raises his hand in victory. Beacom then leaves the ring, and allows Misery to soak in the adulation of his fans. He holds up his plaque, and goes to each side of the ring, and salutes the crowd. He steps through the ropes, and makes his way to the top of the ramp. He stops and turns. He salutes the crowd one more time, before walking to the back to the tune of a standing ovation.

Bill: We have just witnessed the end of an era.

Chris: Great final match and great final win by Misery.