This parody of the Virgin Doctor Who Missing Adventures books is an idea borrowed from Vermin Publishing and The Intentionally Missing Adventures.

I submitted this idea to Vermin Publishing some time ago, but decided to display it here since that page never posted it and hasn't been updated in a very long time.


PRETTY PINK DRESS OF THE DALEKS

AN EIGHTH DOCTOR MISSING ADVENTURE


THE DALEK ROLLED FORTH, SCREECHING, 'I WANT MY DOLLY! I WANT MY DOLLY!'



The Doctor was sad. Not only had Vermin Publishing got away with including him in one of their horrid books, but he was in a Fake Missing Adventure, meaning he would be replaced in the foreseeable future.

Sensing this, the Doctor's petite companion Papa Smurf suggests they spend some time cheering up the children at the Chaucey School For Girls. But what they find is a training school for young Daleks, ruled with an iron plunger by Sister Mary Bloodnose.

As for the Doctor's out of series experience, he finds that a lunatic instructor is actually one of his predecessors, a fact that may alter his own marketable days.

And then there's the matter of the Doctor snogging the older school girls...

This adventure takes place between lunch and dinner.

PERI McCRIMMON is actually a guy.


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