Quotes From "Agua Mala"

• "If you're the X-Files man you say you are, you better get your butt in gear!" -- Arthur Dales, to Mulder

• Guy on radio: Well that sounds like a real mystery don't it?
  Dales: It sure does you dumb fathead!

• Mulder: [Scully's] not the type that's easily persuaded.
  Scully: What he means is that I don't hear a story about a sea monster and automatically assume it's the Lord's gospel truth.

• "[Scully] has a knack for getting to the bottom of things." -- Mulder

• "It was your description that caused Agent Scully's ... dubiousness." -- Mulder

• "Don't sneer at the mysteries of the deep, young lady. The bottom of the ocean is as deep and dark as the imagination." -- Dales to Scully (this quote wins the Cheese Award.)

• "I don't know if I'm gonna need my gun or a harpoon here." -- Mulder

• "For all I know you could be part of the Manson family." -- Sheriff to Mulder and Scully

• "Ya know what maybe you *are* a member of the Manson family." -- Scully to Mulder

• Mulder: You know, Scully, someday we're gonna look back on this and we're gonna laugh. And we'll just think of it as a ... you know, man pitted against the forces of nature, think of it as a test of our mettle."
  Scully: I don't need my meddle tested.

• Scully: I have a deputy who's been attacked by something as yet unidentified.
  Dales: Unidentified! My ass!

• "All the nuts roll down to Florida." -- Mulder

• "My bladder is pressing against your unborn child, Walter, he's gonna have a head like a tortilla." -- Angela

• "I need you to help me help you." -- Scully to Angela (doing her best Jerry Maguire imitation...)

• Mulder: Oh....no.
  Scully: Oh yes.

• "I'd say you owe [Scully] your life. It takes a big man to admit this, but, if I had had someone as savvy as her by my side all those years ago in the X-Files, I might not have retired." -- Dales to Mulder

• Dales: Anyone for water?
  Mulder and Scully: NO!!

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