TOP20 FUN THINGS IF THE X-FILES
DID AN EPISODE AT A SCIENCE FICTION CONVENTION
#20) Mulder is asked to be a guest speaker for the Roswell UFO panel,
until they discover he IS a Government Agent...
#19) Poor Smoking Man loses the "Science Fiction Short Story
Contest"...again.
#18) Scully catches Mulder in his hotel room with a green Orion Slave
girl on top of him. ("I doubt if she's really green...")
#17) "Courageous" UFO Buff Blaine Faulkner wins Langly's big Dungeons &
Dragon Tournament.
#16) Mulder finds a replacement "I want to Believe" poster...then buys a
"Barbarella" poster instead.
#15) Scully gets drunk at the "Quantum Leap Room Party" and wakes up in
the hotel jacuzzi with a Canadian Art director named Clyde....
#14) Scully & Mulder trade in their trenchcoats for Elven Cloaks.
#13) Skinner wins 3rd Place "Best Star Trek" in the Costume Contest as
"Captain Picard".
#12) Not able to sleep in his hotel bed, Mulder crashes on the video
room couch.
#11) Scully Wins 2nd Place "Best Star Trek" in the Costume Contest as
"Captain Janeway" ("Clear the Bridge--NOW!").
#10) When flashing their FBI badges, Scully & Mulder are told "So? I
can go buy one of those in the Dealer's Room!"
#9) Gratuitous shots of "The Space: Above & Beyond" fan club table.
#8) Mulder buys a bunch of bootleg adult Japanese Animation tapes.
#7) Scully arrests a bunch of bootleg Japanese animation tape dealers.
#6) Mulder gets an elbow in the ribs when he suggests to Scully that
she buys herself a leather & brass Xena costume.
#5) Mulder is tossed out for chasing all the "Vampire: The Masquerade"
roleplayers with stakes.
#4) Robotics expert Dr Ivanov wins 2nd Place Best Media Recreation in
the Costume Contest as "Dr Strangelove".
#3) Entomologist Dr Bambi wins 1st Place Best Media Recreation as "Dr
Zira" from "Planet of the Apes". (please, no "did she even have a costume?"
jokes)
#2) Even though she "helped" write it, Scully still has to stand in
line to get her copy of Jose Chung's "From Outer Space" signed.
And the #1 Fun Thing if the X-Files Did an Episode at a Science Fiction
Convention...
Scully & Mulder discover Real Evidence of Aliens!! Namely Vulcans,
Klingons, Membari, Wookies, etc, etc...
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