Quotes From "Monday"

  • "I'm having the best damn day of my life, any moment I'm about to burst into song: zip-a-dee-doo-dah." -- Mulder

  • Mulder: Cover for me will ya?
    Scully: When do I not?

  • "Don't go gettin' all weird on me." -- Bernard

  • "I might just easily NOT have a waterbed, then I'd be on time for this meeting; you might just as easily have stayed in medicine and NOT gone into the FBI, and then we would never have met, blah blah blah." -- Mulder

  • Mulder: I mean I woke up, I open my eyes, I'm soaking wet ... it's a long story. I had the distinct sensation that I had lived that moment before.
    Scully: Well you may have. You did a lot of drinking in college?

  • "This never happened before ... " -- Pam

  • "I don't think [Pam] was an accomplice ... I think she was just trying to get away." -- Mulder

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