Better Off Ted (2009) S1 - Garn's Guides

Season One
Starring:	Jay Harrington ............................................. Ted Crisp
	Portia de Rossi ...................................... Veronica Palmer
	Andrea Anders ........................................ Linda Zwordling
	Jonathan Slavin ........................................... Phil Mymen
	Malcolm Barrett ........................................... Lem Hewitt
	Isabella Acres ............................................ Rose Crisp
Created By:	Victor Fresco

Ep: 1
Pilot

Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba)
Co-Starring: Jim Lau (Screaming Office Worker)
Written By: Victor Fresco
Directed By: Michael Fresco

Ep: 2
Heroes

Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Co-Starring: Peter Spruyt (Jerome), Bill Stevenson (Lab Worker #1), Carla Jimenez (Lab Worker #2), Rizwan Manji (Male Office Worker)
Written By: Victor Fresco
Directed By: Michael Fresco

Ep: 3
Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits

Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
Guest Starring: Richard Fancy (Mr. Campbell)
Co-Starring: Martha Boles (Lisa), Sean Christopher Davis (Jerry), Julian Bailey (Hal), Mason Lauderdale (Little Boy)
Written By: Justin Adler
Directed By: Michael Fresco

Ep: 4
Racial Sensitivity

Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Guest Starring: Kristoffer Polaha (Don)
Co-Starring: Jonathan T. Floyd (Bert), Jesse Head (Stu)
Written By: Michael Glouberman
Directed By: Paul Lazarus

Ep: 5
Win Some, Dose Some

Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
Co-Starring: Rocky McMurray (General McMillian), Natalia Reagan (Mindy), Alison Robertson (Kathy), Bill Stevenson (Lonny)
Written By: Elijah Aron & Jordan Young
Directed By: Michael Fresco

Ep: 6
Goodbye, Mr. Chips

Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Chip Chinery (Ryan), Terry Rhoads (Chet), Patricia Belcher (Janet)
Co-Starring: Carla Jimenez (Patricia), Roger Narayan (Jim)
Written By: Becky Mann & Audra Sielaff
Directed By: Michael Spiller

Ep: 7
Get Happy

Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Guest Starring: Merrin Dungey (Sheila), Richard McGonagle (Manny), Richard Riehle (Bob), Ernie Grunwald (Clark)
Co-Starring: Rizwan Manji (Rick), Chris Dotson (Joe), Vivian Bang (Debbie)
Written By: Mike Teverbaugh
Directed By: Gail Mancuso

Ep: 8
You Are the Boss of Me

Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Guest Starring: Benjamin King (Gil)
Co-Starring: Abner Genece (Francis Groth)
Written By: Dan O'Shannon
Directed By: Paul Lazarus

Ep: 9
Bioshuffle

Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Joy Osmanski (Lucy), Rizwan Manji (Rick)
Co-Starring: Tom R. Hughes (Brody), Ithamar Enriquez (Wallace)
Written By: Michael A. Ross
Directed By: Michael Fresco

Ep: 10
Trust and Consequences

Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Janet Varney (Female Lawyer)
Co-Starring: Jordan Murphy (Male Lawyer)
Written By: Mike Teverbaugh
Directed By: Lee Shallat-Chemel

Ep: 11
Father, Can You Hair Me?

Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
Guest Starring: Geoff Pierson (Elijah Palmer), Kevin Chamberlin (Ted's Father)
Co-Starring: Gary Rubenstein (Dr. Rosenbaum), Welton Thomas Pitchford (Glenn)
Written By: Michael Glouberman
Directed By: Michael Fresco

Ep: 12
Jabberwocky

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Ep: 13
Secrets and Lives

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