OK, not 1001, but I'll try to put some funny stuff here. You see, the point of this page is to make DT players around the world laugh on thier own game. So let's try it!
The soup:
Chop Yujimbo and Yuichiro to little pieces, then put in a big bowl with the shadow walkers. Fill with water and boil. Add the scalpers and the samurais while boiling. Grind the Lord Nokazi, the kamikaze and the hatamoto and add when the soup is hot. Serve after half an hour.
Chef Alakhai's tastes: "Needs some ki powers".
The salad:
Pour the deathlockdrums and the panzernackers into a big bowl and add 1 cup of white wine. Chop valerie and add to the bowl.
The meat mix:
Put Stiener and Wolfe in a pan and fry until they are crispy from the outside. While frying, boil the Venusian marshals for 20 min.
Arrange the salad nicely on a plate, put the meat on the salad, then spread the blitzers on the plate - and you have an original Bauhaus "meat mix".
Chef Alakhai tastes: "Wonderful! Add some commanders and you have a deck..."
Squeeze the Inquisitors and the cardinal. Slice the Mortificators and smash (to get ALL the juice out). Pour and put a slice of a keeper of the art for beauty.
Chef Alakhai tastes: "Good in hot nero summers."