Bribery

(How to use it)

Bribes are a very important part of any government. We of the Probst Govt-in-Waiting believe that bribes should be seen to be taken in public (While others are taken in private, of course.) The post of Minister of Bribes is currently as open as the Minister's palm should usually be. If you wish to apply to the post, you are probably too corrupt even for this government, but I will consider any applications.
There are two types of bribes, back-handers - underhand things given only by those who know no better - and campaign pledges. These are open, honest, and preferably large. Either of these will be acceptable, in any hard currency.