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It has occured to head office that we are a minority in government right now - so modern in fact that nobody has heard of us. Therefore, we may be force to adopt radical policies to get news coverage. As most radical groups attempt at some point to seize power forcefully, generally on behalf of the pacifists, we shall not be following this route. That would be too easy, and we in the PG-i-W would never take the easy route when we can duck, weave, buck-pass, and generally not be where people think we are, for we are politicians.
We shall therefore add to this list of people we would put against the wall were we ever to seize power illegally, which we in no way condone. Your vote for us will be a mandate for actually finding a decent wall and some whitewash.
Jonah Lomu. This should improve the chances of the English rugby team
The England Cricket Team. See note on Jonah Lomu
Bank Managers
Anyone who professes to enjoy jogging
Anyone who mispronounces the letter 'H'
I.T. departments
Lawyers
We realise that several of these catagories will have overlap with others. This is no problem - we do not object to shooting the same person more than once.