International City Day of Action
Next Friday will be the International City Day of Action.
On this day, we ask you all to don your finest pinstripe, apply your monocles, glue your watch to your pocket fob and then head off down to Brighton to disrupt as many dredlocked men and women with dogs on string leads as possible.
Plan of action:
- to picket henna tattoo stalls
- throw cheap pewter jewellery into the sea
- storm the dole office and glue the doors shut
- throw soap and other cleansing materials at the men with dogs on string
- occupy any spare grassland and start laying foundations for new 'superbank'
- hand out photocopies of salary slips
- hang the dogs on string with their string as a little ironic joke
- set fire to unattended shopping trollies
- blockade the promenade with open top sports cars
- raid off licences destroying cans of special brew, tennants super, thunderbirds and white lightning
- destroy copies of any Levellers albums
Police advice at present to the men with dogs on string is:
- to get a job
- to get a haircut
- have a wash
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