From sandy7@flash.net Mon Mar 17 09:55:36 1997
Top Twenty Complaints About Voyager
20) Serious discussion of "spirit guides"
19) Harry Kim keeps dying.
18) It doesn't have Worf
17) Janeway told Tuvok that he hurt her feelings and it
bothered him.
16) No cloaked enemy ships.
15) The best character is a Hologram.
14) They actually met Amelia Earhardt. (Come on if I wanted
unsolved mysteries, I would of watched X-Files)
13) The idea Voyager can stand up on those iddy-bitty legs.
12) Discussions on why Kes and Neelix broke it off off-the-air.
11) Janeway and Chakotay haven't worked on their relationship
since "Resolutions"
10) Tom Paris's goodboy act on "Blood Fever"
09) Rumors going about Wesley Crusher was going to be aboard.
08) The New Collective being at Wolf 359.
07) Holo-Doctor being transported the same way a Human would.
06) One Little Two Little Three Little Borg, Four Little Five
Little Six Little Borg, Seven Little Eight Little Nine
Borg, Ten Little Borg and Voyager is still ALIVE!!!!!
05) Janeway tried to kill the only remaining Caretaker.
04) Janeway died, saw Mr Death and his hell, and told him off;
Picard died, saw Q and his(Picard's) version of hell, and
thanked him(Q).
03) Janeway is Godmother to a God(okie it's not a compliant,
but it is a little wierd)
02) Doctor gets more ladies then the rest of the crew.
01) Ok, there is some good news. At least Troi is in another
quadrant. (Can you feel this Counselor) (
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